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Posted by herewego 18 hours ago (Editorial)

Sky TV profits expected to be hit by £26,000 benefits cap………… Animal welfare volunteers turn down offer of help from Japanese ‘research vessel’ in freeing stranded whales…………. Angela Merkel envious of Hitlers numerous YouTube parodies. Vows to redress balance by building herself a bunker, start complaining about losing her Xbox Live account and shouting ‘Fegelein., Fegelein, Fegelein at the top

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The Daily Satire Rewards (Beta)

Posted by admin (#1) 3 days ago (Editorial)

We have just (sort of) launched our own rewards program! That means you can earn reward points for visiting and interacting with The Daily Satire and when you have enough you can exchange them for free stuff. You can click the rewards tab on the top left for more info and to join in.

Right now it is in a Beta stage - meaning we have launched a very basic rewards program but we are still workin

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News whore7 giving you your news just how you like it honey

Posted by herewego 3 days ago (Editorial)

Couple agree to prop up toilet seat at 45 degree angle in
unsatisfactory bathroom compromise, ‘toilet monsters can still climb out’ claims woman………. Pressing really hard on remote control buttons doesn’t make any difference if batteries are low, conclude scientists after 5 year study………… Gaming addict who has hand amputated after accident elects to have Wii remote grafted on rather than traditi

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News whore6 giving you your news just how you like it honey

Posted by herewego 4 days ago (Editorial)

Paddle franchise on shit creek expected to be 2012’s hottest business opportunity ………….. Milli Vanilli to reform despite fans protestations………..Bear Grylls eats his film crew in latest wilderness adventure ……….Suicidal depressive locks self in garage with engine switched on, 2 days later puts Prius up for sale………….Seal Team 6 to launch own range of branded leisure wear and men’s grooming product

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Bebo collapse to force sexual predators back into playgrounds

Posted by Imp (#4) 6 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Playgrounds across the country are reporting a large rise in nonce appearances after the collapse of once popular social network Bebo forced sexual deviants to look elsewhere for children to groom.

With rumours still abound that the Bebo collapse may be temporary, perverts have insisted that any resurrection needs to be quick because those swings are starting to look very promising indeed.

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Police Swoop On Major E-Marketing Sites

Posted by TheDailyShadow (#2) 10 days ago (http://how-tomakemoneyonline.com)

In dawn raids across two continents US and UK police today moved to break up what they believe may be one of the biggest international drug cartels to have been discovered this century. Although dozens of people are thought to be helping police with their enquiries this morning, preliminary reports are indicating that no drugs have been recovered.

Inspector bean, the UK officer responsible for

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