Seemon County's three-time Man of the Year and America's only full-time professional sperm donor, Jack Kinghoff, was left unable to perform after breaking his massive, muscular, dominant left arm last weekend. The tragic injury occurred when Jack, having climbed a tree to get a peek into a nuns' "Just As I Am" nude prayer vigil, was struck by a priest falling from higher up.
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Mishap Leaves Prolific Sperm Donor High and Dry
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LeBron James Fesses Up, "April Fools, Cleveland!"
Posted by 1hvone1 43 days ago (http://www.humorvolcano.com)
NBA superstar LeBron James today admitted that his announced move to the Miami Heat was a huge April Fools joke. He's actually staying in Cleveland, and he considers his last month's actions to have been an audition for his next career as a daytime soap opera actor.
Test Tube Babies Demand Own Holiday
Posted by 1hvone1 46 days ago (http://www.humorvolcano.com)Click To See Larger Image
Test tube babies, considered by some as freaks of nature or even partially inhuman, have at last won a long and difficult battle for equality and acceptance. Worldwide greeting card manufacturers and florists, the holiday czars, have just proclaimed every August 3 to be Test Tube Baby Day.
Injuries, OSHA Force Massive NFL Rule Changes
Posted by 1hvone1 54 days ago (http://bleacherreport.com)
OSHA, the U.S. government department overseeing workplace health and safety, has threatened a complete shutdown of America's favorite sport, professional football, over its horrific record of player injuries. The all too frequent instances of limbs ripped from sockets, bones poking through skin, and the like will no longer be tolerated by the Obama Administration. After intense negotiations, the
Taliban Under Hellacious Family Jewels Attack
Posted by 1hvone1 54 days ago (http://www.humorvolcano.com)
The New York Times recently reported a trillion dollars worth of gold and other precious metals has been found in the Afghanistan mountains, the very same mountains where the Taliban is holed up. The U.S.-led Coalition just launched its biggest and fiercest attack ever on that area--Operation Family Jewels. Coincidence? Hmmm.
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