'Lovers' of animals have flocked to join the armed forces of the United States of America this week after shock news that the country is set to legalize beastiality for its armed personnel.
The repeal of laws against beastiality, or sex with animals, only extends to serving personel and will not affect the general public. Inside sources have speculated that this suprising move may have been calculated to counter falling recruitment levels in the wake of recent bloody wars which have seen such high casualty rates.
White House Press secretary Jay Carney refused to deny that the army will be targetting 'animal lovers' in its next recruitment drive during a recent press conference (see attached link).
A reliable insider source, countering claims that the Senate were really trying to repeal laws against homosexuality in the army and that these just happened to be part of the same legislation which bans beatiality, told me "Think about it. Not only would this provide a pool of people with a high motivation to sign up, but the rest of the country wouldn't even mind if we get their dicks blown off by IEDs.".. OPEN LINK
