British Police Stations Under Seige

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British Police Stations Under Seige

Posted by TheDailyShadow (#2) 439 days ago (http://www.thesun.co.uk)

Police stations across the country are today under seige as thousands queue for a new tour package released today by an entrepreneurial travel company.

With prices starting at a minumum £6000 and going up to as much as £22000 for a four station trip the tours don't come cheap, but demand has been high and the company are expecting many more eager customers over the coming months as the company targets what it believes to be a huge market - people who have been beaten up by the police during protests.

"With the new shake of sentencing there is now a maximum fine of £5000 for spitting on a police officer" one tour leader told us "so we are just making the most of this opportunity to offer a full all-inclusive package for one activity and 3 viewings, including free breath de-freshener, at a one off cost of just £6000"

But despite the obvious potential fears are growing for the company's future after one entrepreneurial station decided to waive normal procedure to undercut the market and offer the same service for just £4000. One officer told me "you can spank me for £50 if you want, and I'll even let you hold my truncheon", but he seemed a little bit too eager for my liking. .. OPEN LINK

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