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LONDON – Human evolution experts are said to be ‘utterly baffled’ over new video evidence showing an early species of human making racist comments to tram passengers in 21st Century Britain.
The variant of human known as homo generis ignarum mulier – known to be a close descendant of the homo erectus and has been on the endangered species list since the evolution into homo sapien.
Her movements were caught on camera as she tried to communicate with more evolved species who could be seen struggling to understand the primitive form of speech.
Scientific anomaly
Leading scientists have been stunned to find the homo generis ignarum mulier caught in the wild almost 500,000 years after it was widely accepted to be extinct.
“We thought this particular breed of bigot had been all but wiped out, but it looks like we were wrong,” said Professor Martin Davidson of Oxford University.  His paper on the extinction was first peer-reviewed in 1975.
“There nothing in any of the journals to explain such phenomenon – we must get her in a lab ASAP and run test to understand what made this primitive form of human tick.”
Professor Davidson excitedly claimed there had not been a discovery of such an outdated species of human being since his last archaeological excavation.
He announced his department had already commissioned increased funding to sustain the multi-year investigation needed to figure out how such a small and unevolved brain has been able to survive in the modern day.
The missing link
“It is simply fascinating to watch,” claimed Dr Bill Mason PhD, a 20-year veteran of evolutionary biology.
“The way she produces unintelligible vitriol at a perceived unfairness over the changing racial makeup of society is a classic indicator of a very old form of humanity clearly unable to adapt to a changing environment.  Fascinating.”
Dr Mason went on to comment: “that it has been able to survive for so long when by all calculations the course of evolution should have wiped out such a redundant variant in the human gene pool provides the foundation for a remarkable case study.  Fascinating.”
A number of his peers in the field of evolution agreed that “by all rights this variant of humanity should be extinct by now – seeing one caught in the wild a rare event indeed.”
“Prehaps more shocking is that it appeared capable of breeding,” observed Dr Mason.
“Fascinating.”


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