OSHA, the U.S. government department overseeing workplace health and safety, has threatened a complete shutdown of America's favorite sport, professional football, over its horrific record of player injuries. The all too frequent instances of limbs ripped from sockets, bones poking through skin, and the like will no longer be tolerated by the Obama Administration. After intense negotiations, the National Football League has agreed to massive safety-related rule changes, the biggest being the elimination of ballcarrier tackling, to be replaced by flag football. Just like U.S. kids played in middle school.
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Injuries, OSHA Force Massive NFL Rule Changes
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