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The family of Alan Johnson has suggested they are looking for a role in front-line politics to avoid spending more time with the recently resigned former Shadow Chancellor.
The move comes after a resignation for personal reasons that was designed to allow Johnson to spend more time with a family that were apparently quite happy with the situation.
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ENGLAND – David Cameron has been placed on an NHS waiting and will likely have to wait ‘at least 6 to 8 months’ to see someone about reforming Britain’s inefficient health system.Earlier this week, the Prime Minister announced his intention to urgently put in place crucial reforms that would improve the service, citing the need to act ‘sooner rather than later’. However, NHS bo.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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For most depressed workers, the New Year promises only more pissy weather, shitty jobs and messy periods. But there remains a few plucky British employees willing to put a smiley face on the stressful working conditions, growing debt and worsening economic climate, which even the Chancellor of the Torylition recently described as “fucking diabolical.”
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Bad boy artist Damien Hirst has sparked controversy by using a freshly laid human turd in his latest work of art.
The stool, cast in platinum and embedded with over 16,000 diamonds, is now on display for the first time at the Gagosian art gallery in Hong Kong and is expected to visit London in the spring.
“I was reading Art Weekly while taking a crap in one of my mansions,” Hirst said at the op.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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WASHINGTON – Republicans have wasted no time in setting their agenda for the new year by threatening to block all legislation until Barack Obama agreed to install a bouncy castle on the floor of the House of Representatives, a move which would drastically hinder the Democrats attempts at running the country or getting through to the lobby.House majority leader John Boehner has also wa.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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The controversial ‘plan’ Senator Neck was referring to was the “immediate imprisonment of all homeless drifters and possibly Mexicans while we are it it”....... VIEW STORY PAGE |
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