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Fox News’ Bill O'Reilly Shocker: He’s Straight!

Posted by BSGossip (#12) 346 days ago (http://bsgossip.com)

Just a few days after CNN’s Anderson Cooper shocked the world by coming out of the closet, Fox News’ outspoken Bill O’Reilly has revealed to the world that he’s straight.

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Counterfeit Higgs-Bosons flood eBay

Posted by Imp (#4) 348 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

eBay has been inundated with suspicious-looking listings from people offering a ‘unique chance to own a piece of scientific history in the colour of your choice’.Listings with objects that resemble ping pong balls and painted golf balls are being watched by thousands of people incapable of reading a newspaper.Regular eBay user Simon Williams told us, “I bought a Rolex on eBay fo.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Higgs-Boson: Hundreds of scientists set to announce their own unemployment | The Daily Shame

Posted by scarfie (#38) 350 days ago (http://www.dailyshame.co.uk)

Uh-oh. It looks like the cushy life at the CERN institute is over. Higgs-Boson’s been found (maybe) and those damn Yanks might get there before us. Does.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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FSA finds banks guilty of 3 cups 1 ball scam

Posted by Imp (#4) 351 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

The Financial Services Authority says that banks have been involved in the widespead use of a confidence trick in which customers wage money to guess the location of ball that is randomly placed underneath 1 of 3 cups.

The latest case of serious malpractice at the UK’s banks involved employees placing the ball under one of the cups and quickly shuffling them around. The customer would then be .. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Dish TV Allows Viewers to Skip Bad Shows, Only Watch Ads

Posted by BSGossip (#12) 358 days ago (http://bsgossip.com)

Major television networks continue fighting Dish in Court to ban its DVRs with their patented AutoHop technology that allows their customers to skip all ads with one click on their remote. Now Dish has switched its course, saying that they will instead program the DVRs to allow viewers to skip entire episodes of bad TV shows and only watch the ads.

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Next series of Big Brother to feature entire population, reveals Theresa May

Posted by Imp (#4) 368 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Home Secretary Theresa May has revealed that the line-up for the next series of Big Brother will consist of absolutely everyone in the UK, except the government.

The UK population, who will take part in the show entirely against their will, have voiced their concerns over having their every move followed by a government who want their own activities to be kept secret.
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