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Playgrounds across the country are reporting a large rise in nonce appearances after the collapse of once popular social network Bebo forced sexual deviants to look elsewhere for children to groom.

With rumours still abound that the Bebo collapse may be temporary, perverts have insisted that any resurrection needs to be quick because those swings are starting to look very promising indeed.

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In dawn raids across two continents US and UK police today moved to break up what they believe may be one of the biggest international drug cartels to have been discovered this century. Although dozens of people are thought to be helping police with their enquiries this morning, preliminary reports are indicating that no drugs have been recovered.

Inspector bean, the UK officer responsible for.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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Moodys, Standard & Poor, and Fitch-Group downgrade each others credit worthiness to ‘Dog poo status’ in juvenile credit agency war…………8 tourists taken hostage in Disney’s new ‘Somali pirates of the Caribbean’ ride………….Real Somali pirate leader feels vindicated in not boarding Italian cruise liner………Canon unveils
new printer that ‘Doesn’t just fucking sit there for 5 minutes whirring away to its.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
Goodwill towards Ricky Gervais following ‘The Office’ expected to be exhausted by 2014 say industry analysts…………..Dominique Strauss-Kahn accepts guest role in sequel to ‘Maid in Manhattan’ ………….Trauma counsellor dismissed after leaping on rape victim whilst wearing black ski mask for April fools prank …………….Installing Zebra crossing outside convent ‘Accident waiting to happen’ claim local residen.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
Vampire squid turns down job offer at Goldman Sachs on moral grounds………….Ethiopian government promotes cannibalism in effort to avert famine………….Starbucks opens new branch of Starbucks in existing Starbucks……………..
Costa Concordia ‘Is not recreational dive site’ say Italian authorities, Captains attempt to commemorate centenary of Titanic sinking ‘ill judged’………….Global warming campaigners plane .. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
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