The Onion reflects on Bette Davis’s film debut as a piece of chocolate cake, Lindbergh’s historic flight across the Atlantic Ocean after decades of disastrous test runs with dog pilots, and the opening of the first McDonald’s with a young Grimace just starting out as a cashier... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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A lunch being held by the Queen at Windsor castle later today has attracted controversy after it was revealed that it would be hosted and attended entirely by monarchs who live in luxury while their people suffer.
The Diamond Jubilee lunch, in which guests will celebrate being born into opulence, will be attended by heads of state who display varying degrees of selfish greed.
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Plans to carry a burning stick through Britain for all the proles to gawp at faced a setback today, after David Beckham assumed it must be his birthday.
While the Olympic flame has been accidentally extinguished in the past, it’s the first time such an incident has been marked with excited clapping, and demands for jelly and ice-cream.
Surrounded by people who eat canapés for a living, amongs.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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These stories of unlikley animal friendships - from a fox and a cockerel, through a dog and fish, to a lioness and an antelope - will amaze you and probably make you go awwww. In addition to the stories there is also a collection of some of the best pictures of unlikely and unusual animal friends and a video that will blow your mind... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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Secret video tapes of CIA operatives torturing terrorism suspects have leapt to the top of the rental request chart, according to home movie supplier Lovefilm.
The latest figures show that 98% of all subscribers have expressed an interest in seeing the films in the near future, and certainly before they get sent a scratched copy of War Horse.
Lovefilm customer Simon Williams told us, “It was .. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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