President Barak Obama has denied that he is 'politicizing' the anniversary of the special forces raid which killed Osama Bin Laden this week.
"We know that this is a serious issue," commented a press spokesman for the white house, "and we also know that all credit for the operation which led to the death of this despicable and dangerous terrorist should be given to the intelligence services who found him, and the military unit who carried out the raid. People do not want us to try to score cheap political points over this, and we want the American public to know that we are listening to them.
"That is why I can announce today, exclusively in The Daily Satire, that we have recovered Bin Laden's body from the sea. There was a great deal of criticism at the time that we did not release picture of Osama Bin Laden's corpse, and we have listened to what the people want. That is why Bin Laden's decomposing head will now be displayed prominently outside the White House. Except of course when it is on the campaign tour with the president - to ensure its security, of course... (Editorial)
