Medical research being conducted at a secret location deep in The Rhondda Valley will come as a relief to randy Welshmen.
Details have been leaked to people in pubs that 'cheating Taffies' Ryan Giggs, Richard Burton and Dylan Thomas all contracted Infidelity Disease.
Spokeswoman, Rhondda Valley, told the Angry Merthyr Tydfil Wives Group: "Welsh native males are genetically prone to this disease and can become infected without ever having been unfaithful".
This latest announcement puts to bed long standing prejudices that the Welsh are a furtive and degenerate breed who "bum sheep".
Mrs Rhondda Valley told reporters: "Welsh Men are honest, hard working folk who have had to endure a massive genetic disadvantage".
National poet, Dylan Thomas was another unfortunate soul who inherited Infidelity Disease.
He also, for much of his short life, fought a losing battle against Drunkard's Syndrome.
His poem "Do Not Go Gently Into That Good Sheep" is testament to his struggle.
'No Good Boyo' Actor and Drinker Richard Burton, was another Welsh man tragically struck down with Infidelity Disease. He endured serious bouts of womanising as a consequence. The debilitating illness damaged both his marriages to raven haired actress Elizabeth Taylor, his liver and several of his other marriages too.
Ryan Giggs is the latest in a long line of innocent Welsh victims to have zero resistance against the disease.
A Health Warning has been issued by Welsh Culture Minister Dai Hard stating that Infidelity Disease is not confined to High Profile Celebrities:
"Thousands of ordinary Welshman might also be at risk".
.. (Editorial)
