The UK government has chosen a new seal to represent itself. The old Union Jack flag seal will now be retired in favour of a new symbolic representation of the UK government: a condom.
A government spokesman told The Daily Satire that the condom is the perfect representation for this government, because "a condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed."..
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