Here in pretentious yuppie Connecticut, where SUV’s cruise merrily along, plowing over the homeless on their way to the golf course, we, rich and poor alike, seem to live for one thing: The Oscars. Otherwise known as The 84th Annual Academy Awards! During this important four hour telecast, differences are discarded, pitchforks and lanterns tossed away, and a sigh of collective relief heaved. As l.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Posted by yankeeblue (#13) 89 days ago (Editorial)Top Ten Funny Celebrity Memes
Posted by FunnyLists (#3) 4 days ago (http://funnylists.thedailysatire.com)Looking for the funniest ever celebrity memes? No? Well tough, because that's what you've found. Follow the link for 15 pictures from ten of the best celebrity memes of the past couple of years... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Dole Models: The unemployment crisis
Posted by thelondonite (#57) 286 days ago (Editorial)
Having a job sure is great isn’t it? Is that the alarm? Yay! It’s 7am! Dum-dee-dee. Sitting on this crowded bus is mighty swell. Oh, someone sneezed in my face. Ha ha ha! What a gas. Dum-dee-dum-dum. Where’s the quarterly sales spreadsheet? Right here boss. Five pounds for Jane’s leaving present? Gee-wiz, I only spoke to her twice, but here you go! Dee-Dee-Dum-Doe. Is that clock going backwards?.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Where Are You?
Posted by mcilmoyle (#57) 405 days ago (Editorial)
The way we communicate with each other has undergone a radical transformation since the first grunts and gesticulations of our primeval cave-dwelling ancestors. It is no longer considered socially acceptable to impose our will on others by battering them into submission with a club as was their crude custom (although, looking around, one could sometimes be forgiven for thinking that little has ch.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Breathe Deep
Posted by JJMarmite (#42) 394 days ago (Editorial)
In...and out. In...and out. In...and out again. Each breath accompanied by that tiny, musical sounding ‘Beep’ that Benjamin had gotten so used to it was hard to distinguish it from the noise of breathing itself.
Like everyone else, Benjamin always kept a close eye on his breathing. The counter helped, of course; monitoring how many breaths a person had taken in a day – but it was no substitute.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
Like everyone else, Benjamin always kept a close eye on his breathing. The counter helped, of course; monitoring how many breaths a person had taken in a day – but it was no substitute.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
UK Political Surveys May Decide Future Elections
Posted by TheDailyShadow (#2) 377 days ago (http://my.yougov.com)
Following defeat in the recent UK referendum on the 'alternative vote' system the Lib Dems, who championed the lost cause that was 'AV' are now looking for an alternative to the alternative vote.
Had AV been accepted as the new system for voting in general elections voters would have been able to rank candidated in order of preference, with second, third and fourth preferences being taken into.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Had AV been accepted as the new system for voting in general elections voters would have been able to rank candidated in order of preference, with second, third and fourth preferences being taken into.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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