Alec Baldwin Refuses to Turn off Cellphone

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Alec Baldwin Refuses to Turn off Cellphone

Posted by yankeeblue (#13) 172 days ago (Editorial)

Ode to Alec Baldwin and Cellphones Never Ever Turned Off (with thanks to American Airlines)

I'm an Irish kind of guy

with a twinkle in my eye

but don't you dare ask me

TO TURN OFF MY CELLPHONE

I've made a lot of films

and I've done a lot of girls

sorry to be so crude

but a Long Island boy is rude

especially when you ask me

TO TURN OFF MY CELLPHONE

It's not that I think

that I'm better than you

it's just that (well? it's true!)

I AM better than you!

I've made a lot of films

and I've done a lot of girls

sorry to be so crude

but a Long Island boy is sometimes rude

when ya ask me

TO TURN OFF MY CELLPHONE

deep down inside

I'm lonely like Kermit

deep down inside

I'm lonely as hell

deep down inside

where an Irish boy cries

I just want you to hug me

but don't you ever dare ask me

TO TURN OFF MY CELLPHONE

copyright by Ann J. Witt, 2011

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