Man loves it when his computer crashes

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Man loves it when his computer crashes

Posted by tommyc90 (#46) 194 days ago (Editorial)

A south London man is thrilled that his computer has just crashed, whilst he was right in the middle of something.

Tim Berenger, a 31 year old office manager, was having a relaxing time listening to music, surfing the web looking for indecent images of 90’s actress Krista Allen, and checking his emails when his funtime was cut short. Which was just what he needed after a long stressful day at work.

“Yessssssss”, said Tom. “Excellent. Just what the doctor ordered.” Now Tom has to try to turn off his computer, but the start menu isn’t responding, neither is the actual on/off switch. He adds, “This just gets better and better. Like everything else in my life wasn’t a total disaster already”.

Tom gives up and goes downstairs to make dinner, when he discovers there’s literally no food in the house. At least it’s not it’s not a Sunday and the local Tesco’s doesn’t shut early. Oh wait.
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