'CELEBRITY CULTURED'
by Lee Bullen
A scruffy young mum, opens the gate to a modest council house on a Hounslow estate. She wheels a pram past a mock baroque fountain to the front of the house where a gold plaque boasts: 'CELEBRITY MANOR'. Alongside, a commemorative blue plate reads:
2009-
ORLANDO SANTA CRUZ
& LANCE OGDEN
Celebrities
Underneath, ‘twats’ has been scrawled in chalk. The ‘a’.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Celebrity Satire Short Story Competition
Celebrity Satire Short Story Competition
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Jul, 27 2011
We have a new short story contest! Any short story which features a celebrity / celebrity culture, contains satire and humor, and has not been published before is eligible. Just join the site, join this group, and then submit a new story from the navigation bar and submit it to this group from the menu.
Winners will be chosen by the editor and the prizes are: 1st place $50, 2nd and 3rd $25, and any story chosen for inclusion in our anthology get the author a free copy.
Entries must be received by 1st Feb 2012, winners will be announced here by the end of Feb and contacted by email. Prizes are issued via paypal.
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Celebrity Cultured
Posted by leebullen (#129) 485 days ago (Editorial)Kim Kardashian Is The Paradigm of the 21st Century
Posted by rachelcullen (#129) 494 days ago (Editorial)
I have a bone to pick with you, America. You see, we all gave such glowing accolades to TIME magazine for naming their person of the year The Protester. Sure, I guess, protesters were kind of important game changers in 2011. Sure, they risked and sacrificed their lives in an effort to promote change.
This is all well and good, but we all know who really deserved the honor, and it wasn't that Tu.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
This is all well and good, but we all know who really deserved the honor, and it wasn't that Tu.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
Extra, Extra!
Posted by daveyjpayne (#129) 511 days ago (Editorial)
EXTRA, EXTRA!
By David Payne
There was no doubt about it. David Colby was dead. The confirmed bachelor and infamous celebrity judge had given his final withering put down. No longer would he reduce desperate, warbling teenagers to tears on reality shows such as Sing For Your Supper and The Isle of Man’s Got Talent. His murderer stood nearby, calmly wiping fingerprints f.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
By David Payne
There was no doubt about it. David Colby was dead. The confirmed bachelor and infamous celebrity judge had given his final withering put down. No longer would he reduce desperate, warbling teenagers to tears on reality shows such as Sing For Your Supper and The Isle of Man’s Got Talent. His murderer stood nearby, calmly wiping fingerprints f.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
Jessie J: A Fool For Our Times
Posted by beano1884 (#27) 561 days ago (Editorial)
Jessie J (pop star, future icon, blathering imbecile) is either the most cynical woman in the world or blurring the boundary between idealism and idiocy to previously unfathomable levels. She sings a jaunty, happy sounding song called 'Price Tag' which Wikipedia helpfully informs us:
"is about Jessie J trying to make the world dance by forgetting about how much money we have."
It's a call to .. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
"is about Jessie J trying to make the world dance by forgetting about how much money we have."
It's a call to .. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
Bruno Mars Looks Like A Thumb
Posted by beano1884 (#27) 561 days ago (Editorial)
Bruno Mars, as you may know, is riding high in the charts through the medium of purveying relatively catchy songs and looking like the halfway point between JLS and Michael Jackson.
He has co-written for the great ('Fuck You' by Cee Lo Green, for example) and Kesha. Remember the South African World Cup song? He helped with that. The man, like a well-prepared suicide fish, obviously knows his .. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
He has co-written for the great ('Fuck You' by Cee Lo Green, for example) and Kesha. Remember the South African World Cup song? He helped with that. The man, like a well-prepared suicide fish, obviously knows his .. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love The Fame
Posted by CMAmos 620 days ago (Editorial)
I stared at the large poster that read: “Fame Wants You!” on the far side of the room for nearly a minute before realising what was going on. Everyone around me had burst into tears; cursing and screaming at the top of their lungs.
“Oh, that’s great! I’m really happy for you! Break a leg in the next round!” Another contestant had wrapped her arms around me, weeping like a pathetic child into.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
“Oh, that’s great! I’m really happy for you! Break a leg in the next round!” Another contestant had wrapped her arms around me, weeping like a pathetic child into.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
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