http://thedailysatire.com/News/injuries-osha-force-massive-nfl-rule-changes-1/ OSHA, the U.S. government department overseeing workplace health and safety, has threatened a complete shutdown of America's favorite sport, professional football, over its horrific record of player injuries. The all too frequent instances of limbs ripped from sockets, bones poking through skin, and the like will no longer be tolerated by the Obama Administration. After intense negotiations, the N... Mon, 12 Jul 2010 14:34:32 CDT en