So I'm sittin' here doin' some thinkin'........... So I says to myself, Self, what do you think would be the perfect construction material? Hmmmmm......... the perfect material.........
C,mon brain. Like you better do some good thinkin' about this and stuff.
Wood? Really easy to work with, and pretty cool colors and shapes. Nah, it gives me splinters, and termites eat it, and it catches on f.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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I see and hear quite a few predictions on the internet, television and radio. The overwhelming majority of them fail to happen. I've seen the future, and I am TELLING you. This one WILL happen in 3 days. Make note that you heard it here first! It is from my perspective. I am POSITIVE that more than 500 MILLION of my brothers and sisters will be killed to the e.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
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