Customers in a betting shop in south Birmingham have been holding impromptu celebrations ever since the odds on a hung parliament in the upcoming UK elections were slashed.
An informal spokesman for the group of celebrants told The Daily Satire "I've been saying we should just hang the lot of em, but I never expected it would actually happen. Will that be an option on the ballot paper or will they just do it anyway?"
We had to answer his question, but it made us feel like the Grinch.
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UK Betting Shop Punters Disappointed
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