I found this and thought it was funny, but I also have a couple of my own to add to the list:
- Nobody cares about you and your family!
- Nobody will clean up politics!
- Nobody values the good of the country above catchy but meaningless slogans!
- Nobody will make Britain a better place!
- Nobody deserves your vote!!
VOTE FOR NOBODY!!!..
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