http://thedailysatire.com Funny Spoof News, Social Satire, And Political Cartoons Thu, 24 May 2012 15:25:27 CDT en http://thedailysatire.com/celebrity/top-ten-funny-celebrity-memes/ Thu, 24 May 2012 15:25:27 CDT FunnyLists Celebs 2 http://thedailysatire.com/celebrity/top-ten-funny-celebrity-memes/ http://thedailysatire.com/UK-political/david-cameron-cheering-meme/
Now the British PM can be found celebrating in all sorts of strange and inappropriate situations after a twitter photoshop game went viral.

I've included three of my favourites here, including the original image which started it all, made by the photgrapher who actually took the picture - Sunny Hundal, in which Cameron is put in mission control for the special forces operation to kill Osama Bin Laden. ]]> Thu, 24 May 2012 05:16:27 CDT TheDailyShadow UK Political Satire 2 http://thedailysatire.com/UK-political/david-cameron-cheering-meme/ http://thedailysatire.com/News/facebook-tests-new-timeline-design/
After watching their stock's plummet recently, the company looked to renovate into an "accessible information" business plan. Their controversial new Timeline beta version includes name, phone number, home address, password, last viewed profiles list, social security number, and which doors are left unlocked in your house. These changes, if implemented according to plan, would greatly help partnering insurance companies to access all of the information they need.

Early beta users have complained not only of the personal information availability, but about the potentially hazardous new ads. Some of these controversial topics include friendly, “like”-able ads about drug production tips, how to make explosives, group self-harm societies, and how to become a Manson family member.

Facebook's new chat redesigns are also in an early stage of development, allowing users to chat with artificial intelligence auto-bots in place of their friends. ]]> Wed, 23 May 2012 16:39:54 CDT almostnews News Satire 2 http://thedailysatire.com/News/facebook-tests-new-timeline-design/ http://thedailysatire.com/News/man-arrested-for-bad-special-effects/
We have been here before. It seems like every other day someone gets arrested for a joke on twitter or a stupid prank youtube video. Here at The Daily Satire we are expecting a knock on the door from the police any day now. It seems like it is innevitable. ]]> Wed, 23 May 2012 14:38:25 CDT TheDailyShadow News Satire 2 http://thedailysatire.com/News/man-arrested-for-bad-special-effects/ http://thedailysatire.com/News/first-academy-awards-celebrates-best-actor-in-blackface-biggest-jew-nose-%7C-the-onion/ Wed, 23 May 2012 04:48:37 CDT TheDailyShadow News Satire 2 http://thedailysatire.com/News/first-academy-awards-celebrates-best-actor-in-blackface-biggest-jew-nose-%7C-the-onion/ http://thedailysatire.com/celebrity/top-10-funny-celebrity-look-alikes-%7C-funny-lists/ Mon, 21 May 2012 04:49:48 CDT FunnyLists Celebs 2 http://thedailysatire.com/celebrity/top-10-funny-celebrity-look-alikes-%7C-funny-lists/ http://thedailysatire.com/News/controversy-as-monarch-living-in-luxury-while-subjects-suffer-hosts-lunch-for-monarchs-living-in-luxury-while-subjects-suffer/
The Diamond Jubilee lunch, in which guests will celebrate being born into opulence, will be attended by heads of state who display varying degrees of selfish greed.
The King of Bahrain, Swaziland’s King Mswati III, the Galactic Empire’s Emperor Palpatine, Planet Mongo’s Ming the Merciless and Prince Philip are among controversial monarchs expected to attend the lunch.
Among those not attending the lunch are Queen Sofia of Spain and her Husband, King Juan Carlos, who broke his hip while selflessly hunting elephants in Botswana.
Jubilee lunch
The Queen, who has a personal fortune estimated to be in the region of £349m, is expected to address the guests while sat on the lap of a Foreign Office ventriloquist who will be drinking a glass of water.
Buckingham Palace said it will not comment on the attendees at the lunch, but reassured everyone that the menu would consist of the finest food and wines available, and would definitely be very, very expensive.
“The Queen’s role is to keep her mouth shut and take the money,” said a Buckingham Palace spokesperson.
“This is something she has done superbly over the last 60 years, and will continue to do for as long as she possibly can.”
“So there.”


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(In Vino Vertias - In Wine, Truth) ]]> Fri, 18 May 2012 13:04:16 CDT Apocalection Cartoons & Funny Pics 2 http://thedailysatire.com/cartoons/this-has-got-to-be-one-of-the-most-orignal-satire-cartoons-of--/ http://thedailysatire.com/UK-political/where-to-send-our-political-leaders-on-holiday-1/
It will be no surprise when photographs of a ruddy-cheeked PM hit the front pages of the tabloids as our commander in chief poses in an open-necked shirt at an undisclosed location on the Cornish coastline.

Nor will it come as any particular shock as we’re allowed a rare glimpse of the Lib Dem leader, Nick Clegg, relaxing in a beer garden somewhere in Norfolk or Miliband the younger casually reading the Sunday papers with his shirt sleeves rolled up and a faithful Labrador by his side.

The only actual peculiarity is that these three party leaders haven’t got on the first plane out of Blighty as soon as the Leader of the House of Commons, Sir George Young, hollers: ‘school’s out!’

The trouble is that as we’re all currently suffering with cuts, redundancies and rising bills, a politician daring to dream of going abroad this summer would be castigated as quickly as Slash from Guns & Roses lighting the Olympic flame with a flick of his cigarette.

To give the head honchoes a break I’ve decided to put together a few suitable holiday suggestions that I feel would benefit not only them but the British public too. So, without further ado, please find my very own guide to where I’d like to send our politicians this summer.

David Cameron, Conservative:
Ever since the coalition arrangement was announced Big Dave has been attempting to test public opinion by throwing ideas ‘out there’ and watching them come back crumpled up and spat upon. If he really wanted to lead you’d have thought he’d have told us what was going to happen and then gone right ahead and done it. I personally think his first idea of the Big Society was a bit of a cry for help and it’s with this in mind that I’ll be sending him to China for at least a month to show him how to do it properly.

Nick Clegg, Liberal Democrat:
The TV debates that made Cleggy a household name were held in 2010 and he’s been pandering to the camera ever since. Kicking Gordon into touch and showing Cameron what can be done by remembering someone’s name and looking lovingly into our eyes has made Clegg the man he is today. Where better for the deputy PM to fine tune his trade in time for the next round than the good old US of A? Yes, I think adventure holidays on the west coast are calling Cleggy and when he’s done with visiting the Grand Canyon and trekking across Nevada then he can go straight to LA and Hollywood which is where he obviously secretly thinks he belongs.

Ed Miliband, Labour:
Now, did the better brother win? In a fight to the death I’d probably have my money on Ed with an underhanded stab in the back technique although, now his big bro David has had so much time away from the political arena I very much doubt he’d be up for a scrap. No, if Ed’s looking for an opponent that’s worthy of his savage approach to brotherly love I feel safari holidays in the Serengeti undoubtedly present myriad opportunities to watch how the big boys get to fight it out in the wild. However, better yet, knowing Edward and his propensity of wanting to go it alone perhaps a singles holiday may be more suitable.

Wherever our politicians go this summer, let’s hope they come back refreshed and ready to enjoy the legacy left by the 2012 Olympics. After all with Boris in charge, what’s the worst that could happen?

Chris is looking forward to this summer’s Olympics almost as much as going on his next adventure holidays in Syria.
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Banks, who also hosts TVs "America's Next Top Model," says Vogue magazines ban on models with eating disorders does not go far enough. She sat down for an interview, embracing a gigantic gag-sized Double Stuff Oreo.

"This is the United States -- we need more models who accurately represent our diverse, multicultural fast food culture," said Banks, with a comfy grip on her cookie.

Her new-found affinity for mounds of cellulite bulging out of her jeans reflects the new wave of heavier set models and "real women." She plans to put on an extra 50 pounds in the next year to keep up with this new crop of plus sized models. Still, she sympathizes with pop culture's positive view of thin women.

"I don't have a problem with skinny-girl images in the media -- but with today's technology, the thin simply have no place in the modeling world," said Banks, who quietly founded the Photoshop the Fat Away Foundation (PFAF) last year.

Banks also prasied the spiritual leader Buddha as a role model in the interview, noting that he "never talks but seems to think and eat a lot."

Backlash from this new wave of overweight models is just beginning, as the union of photographers is now demanding higher wages due to the exponential increase of unbelievable flatulence in the workplace.
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While the Olympic flame has been accidentally extinguished in the past, it’s the first time such an incident has been marked with excited clapping, and demands for jelly and ice-cream.
Surrounded by people who eat canapés for a living, amongst them Princess Anne and Boris Johnson, Beckham quickly realised he must have either won the World Cup, or forgotten how old he was.
“It was very confusing”, admitted Beckham. “We were in a sort of sports place, but there wasn’t no goals, and there was this candle, but there wasn’t no cake.”
“I just done a blow, and then said a quiet wish in my head. Don’t tell no-one, but it was for world peace, some lions and more sales of my amazing underpants.”
Olympic flame
Beckham had been chosen for his easy, photogenic countenance and consistently disappointing performance at International level, both seen as core values for Britain’s Olympic hopefuls.
Organisers now admit that he should have been briefed more thoroughly, particularly when he insisted on putting on his ‘birthday suit’.
The incident, while embarrassing, wasn’t all bad news. Stock markets recovered slightly as Greece’s flame exports doubled in 24 hours, with many investors convinced there’ll be a fire sale.
Beckham apologised for his mistake, and promised to look after the replacement flame very carefully.
“For instance, I’m just popping to the bathroom with it now, to see if it wants a drink.”


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Bedroom Pillow Talk reported that one of Jolie's very close friends Winnie Suzy Willowick, 37, recently... ]]> Wed, 16 May 2012 11:27:33 CDT pleaselikeme Celebs 2 http://thedailysatire.com/celebrity/angelina-jolie-continues-to-buy-brad-pitts-love-by-buying-him-a-1-6-million-helicopter/ http://thedailysatire.com/celebrity/nicki-minaj-reveals-new-look/ Wed, 16 May 2012 09:42:51 CDT TheDailyShadow Celebs 2 http://thedailysatire.com/celebrity/nicki-minaj-reveals-new-look/ http://thedailysatire.com/movie-spoofs-parody/the-avengers-vs-the-economy-from-funny-or-die/
A funny spoof news video By Alex Fernie, Bob Turton, Andrew Astor, betsysodaro, Ally Hord, and Matt and Oz ]]> Wed, 16 May 2012 08:50:36 CDT TheDailyShadow Movie Spoofs & Parodies 2 http://thedailysatire.com/movie-spoofs-parody/the-avengers-vs-the-economy-from-funny-or-die/ http://thedailysatire.com/social/a-sneak-peek-at-the-facebook-stock-certificate-from-mad-magazine-1/ Wed, 16 May 2012 08:45:33 CDT TheDailyShadow Social Satire 2 http://thedailysatire.com/social/a-sneak-peek-at-the-facebook-stock-certificate-from-mad-magazine-1/ http://thedailysatire.com/weird-news/amazing-stories-of-unlikely-animal-friendships-%7C-web-of-weird/ Tue, 15 May 2012 12:18:18 CDT wow Weird News 2 http://thedailysatire.com/weird-news/amazing-stories-of-unlikely-animal-friendships-%7C-web-of-weird/ http://thedailysatire.com/usa-political/upvoting-obama-meme/ Sun, 13 May 2012 14:58:00 CDT Apocalection US Polticial Satire 3 http://thedailysatire.com/usa-political/upvoting-obama-meme/ http://thedailysatire.com/usa-political/mitt-romney-bullying-not-so-shocking-allegations-1/
Really? The man who enjoys firing people might enjoy wielding power over people in a way that makes them unhappy? I am truly (not) shocked.

Apparently Mitt was part of an incident in which a group of boys forcibly cut the hair of a gay classmate. There was also a story about Romney leading a partially blind teacher into a closet as a practical joke. Personally, I forgive the second one based on my patented cruel humor test: If its funny its ok, if its not then its cruel. And I can easily imagine that I would have laughed at that one as a teenager.

BTW if you want to make yerself a meme you can add your own caption to the pictures above and add it to the bully boy Romney meme page on our new subdomain - no log in required, just type the text and its creating instantly - follow the link to check out the best examples so far and to make your own ]]> Sat, 12 May 2012 11:10:16 CDT Apocalection US Polticial Satire 3 http://thedailysatire.com/usa-political/mitt-romney-bullying-not-so-shocking-allegations-1/