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Prince Harry, the second in line to the British throne, has been caught by photographers with his pants down for a second time, after being snapped in the altogether at a wild party in a French Hotel room. Photographs showing the Prince covered with body-paint to look as if he was wearing a Nazi SS uniform, even though he was actually completely Naked, have become a viral internet phenomenon after being shared millions of times on social networks.

“They’re better than the last lot that only showed his bum – I can actually see the royal sceptre in these ones!” said one excited middle aged lady.

Meanwhile the palace claim to be desperately scrambling to prevent the publication of a second set of photographs, showing Kate Middleton with her boobs painted to look like WWII bombs, as a bidding frenzy has broken out amongst magazines and newspapers trying to buy the snaps.

“It’s all the Queen’s fault” said one royal insider. “Prince Harry wanted to have a small party casino set up in a hotel room for a friend’s birthday. A few games of poker, perhaps a roulette table and a few other casino games, that kind of thing. But the Queen is desperate for publicity now that the Jubilee excitement has died down. She wants to make sure that the royal family is still ‘relevant’ and has a ‘high profile’. The naked pictures of Harry at a party in his hotel room gave the Royal profile a real boost – and Kate Middleton’s topless pics took it to an all-time high across the whole world. So the Queen cooked up this plan to give the world what it wants – nude Royals. Apparently she tried to force Harry and Kate to make a sex tape first, but her advisors said that might be taking things to far – and that’s when someone suggested the Nazi body paint.”

The Daily Satire is currently investigating rumours that Prince Philip is planning to ‘accidentally’ shoot a prostitute if the Royal approval ratings dip in public opinion polls ahead of the Scottish referendum on independence.
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Hi, thanks for watching my video featuring the funniest Obama jokes.
Did you hear the one about Obama winning the nobel peace prize? That’s right, that was a joke.
Did you know - Obama has sold more guns to the drug cartels than all of the other Nobel Peace Prize winners put together?
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Q. What's the difference between Barack Obama and a government bond?
A. The bond will eventually mature.

Obama claims that he has a balanced budget plan. It's exactly one half smoke and one half mirrors.

Q: Why is the Obama economy a system of checks and balances?
A: He writes the checks, you pay the balances.
Q: What's the difference between Lincoln and Obama?
A: Lincoln suffered from major depression. Obama caused one.

If Obama had half a brain, his butt would be lopsided.

Q: What did Obama say when he was told 3 Brazilians were killed in Afghanistan?
A: He asked Michelle "how many is in a brazillion?"
Barack Obama has started holding a weekly séance in the Oval Office.
So far, he has only managed to channel Jimmy Carter.

Q: What's the difference between Obama and God? A: God doesn't think he is Obama

Q: What is the difference between Obama and Jesus? A: Jesus can put a cabinet together

Q: Why did Obama have all sheets replaced in the White House?
A: He didn't want to be identified with anything muslin.
[meme]
The news that Barack Obama ate dog meat as a child inspired some of the best Obama jokes, such as:
What is Obama's Favorite Breakfast? Eggs Rover Easy

Obama's Favorite Burger? Quarter Pounder with Fleas

Obama's Favorite Vegetable? Collie Flower

In a related joke:
Barack Obama told Oprah Winfrey that he deserves to get a "good, solid B-plus" for his first year as President. He also claimed that Bo, the White House dog, ate the economy.

[meme] – inflation

Why does Obama’s presidency prove that America has finally put its racist past behind it? Because the country chose a black person to clean up the mess left by rich……oh.

Obama was leaving the country club golf course when he was accosted by an armed robber who demanded, "Give me all of your money!" Barack haughtily replied, "Do you know who I am. I'm the President of the United States!" The robber snarled back, "Then give me all MY money."

President Obama was visiting a school when he decided to talk to a little girl. The girl, who had just opened her book, closed in slowly and asked Obama “what would you like to talk about?

"Oh, I don't know," said the Obama. "How about What Changes I Should Make To America?"

"OK," she says. "That sounds interesting. But can I ask you a question first?

“Certainly” says Obama

“A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.” Says the girl “But a deer poos out little pellets, a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why is that?"

Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

The girl nods sagely. “My daddy was right” she says, “you don’t know shit”.
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