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<title>The Daily Satire | Popular Satire</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 05:29:46 CDT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Al Qaeda Secures Sponsorship Deal]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[One of the world's largest insurance companies announced today that they have signed off on a multi-million dollar sponsorship deal with Al Qaeda<br /><br />"It just seemed like a natural relationship" a spokesman told us "not only are they one of the most widely known brands in the world, with a heavy presence across a wide range of media, but as a terrorist organization they also share many of the same<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[U.S. Congress Fails 7th Grade Economics Pop Quiz]]></title>
<link>http://thedailysatire.com/politics/u-s-congress-fails-7th-grade-economics-pop-quiz/</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 12:08:59 CDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[The American public's greatest fears were exposed this morning in a joint session of Congress when President Obama surprised lawmakers with a 7th grade basic economics pop quiz. With an average score of only 12 out of a possible 100 points, the world now knows for certain that the elected members on Capitol Hill are financially dumber than a box of rocks.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Mishap Leaves Prolific Sperm Donor High and Dry]]></title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 11:49:00 CDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Seemon County's three-time Man of the Year and America's only full-time professional sperm donor, Jack Kinghoff, was left unable to perform after breaking his massive, muscular, dominant left arm last weekend. The tragic injury occurred  when Jack, having climbed a tree to get a peek into a nuns' "Just As I Am" nude prayer vigil, was struck by a priest falling from higher up.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[LeBron James Fesses Up, "April Fools, Cleveland!"]]></title>
<link>http://thedailysatire.com/News/lebron-james-fesses-up-april-fools-cleveland/</link>
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<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 12:43:43 CDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[NBA superstar LeBron James today admitted that his announced move to the Miami Heat was a huge April Fools joke. He's actually staying in Cleveland, and he considers his last month's actions to have been an audition for his next career as a daytime soap opera actor.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Test Tube Babies Demand Own Holiday]]></title>
<link>http://thedailysatire.com/News/test-tube-babies-demand-own-holiday/</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 10:01:29 CDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Test tube babies, considered by some as freaks of nature or even partially inhuman, have at last won a long and difficult battle for equality and acceptance. Worldwide greeting card manufacturers and florists, the holiday czars, have just proclaimed every August 3 to be Test Tube Baby Day.  <br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Injuries, OSHA Force Massive NFL Rule Changes]]></title>
<link>http://thedailysatire.com/News/injuries-osha-force-massive-nfl-rule-changes-1/</link>
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<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 16:34:32 CDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[OSHA, the U.S. government department overseeing workplace health and safety, has threatened a complete shutdown of America's favorite sport, professional football, over its horrific record of player injuries. The all too frequent instances of limbs ripped from sockets, bones poking through skin, and the like will no longer be tolerated by the Obama Administration. After intense negotiations, the <br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Taliban Under Hellacious Family Jewels Attack]]></title>
<link>http://thedailysatire.com/News/taliban-under-hellacious-family-jewels-attack/</link>
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<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 12:55:09 CDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[The New York Times recently reported a trillion dollars worth of gold and other precious metals has been found in the Afghanistan mountains, the very same mountains where the Taliban is holed up. The U.S.-led Coalition just launched its biggest and fiercest attack ever on that area--Operation Family Jewels. Coincidence? Hmmm.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[World Court Overturns Law of the Jungle]]></title>
<link>http://thedailysatire.com/News/world-court-overturns-law-of-the-jungle/</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 15:04:07 CDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[The meek and intellectually challenged wildebeests of the Serengeti, represented by the African Civil Liberties Union, today won an impressive legal victory when World Court justices ruled in their favor versus grossly negligent and criminally discriminating lions. Overwhelming and highly graphic evidence clearly established that the lions were guilty of untold cases of mistreatment of the wildeb<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Sour Pusses Abound After Female Viagra Fails]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 11:57:32 CDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[The all-male scientists running the "female Viagra" clinical trial were left high and dry after their drug failed to show any effect on women's sex drives. Now these desperate men fear they will never, ever get laid.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[FIFA 2010 Rocks America...to Sleep]]></title>
<link>http://thedailysatire.com/News/fifa-2010-rocks-america--to-sleep/</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 11:20:41 CDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[FIFA World Cup soccer (football) has finally made an impact in the United States in 2010. Thanks to massive hype and around-the-clock ESPN television coverage of the FIFA matches, more Americans are watching than ever before. Even more importantly, the nation's insomniacs and sleep-deprived have now discovered a magical cure--TV soccer.  Thank you, FIFA. We have never slept better.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Mr Cameron (have pity on the working man) ]]></title>
<link>http://thedailysatire.com/politics/mr-cameron-have-pity-on-the-working-man-/</link>
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<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 03:39:31 CDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[We have watched as our taxes have been swallowed up by our own MP's, and now, as we prepare for the June 22nd emergency budget, the onset of the new 'age of austerity', and quite possibly, the beginning of an all new and terribly exciting depression, we ask the government for some compassion and understanding.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Gulf Region Alarmed by Plummeting Babies]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 18:21:26 CDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Ever since the BP Gulf oil rig disaster, the number of childbirths within 50 miles of the shore in the 4-state region has plunged to near zero.  Many attribute this reduction in deliveries to the coating of crude oil preventing area storks from being able to fly.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Gulf Leak CEOs Tangle on Live TV]]></title>
<link>http://thedailysatire.com/News/gulf-leak-ceos-tangle-on-live-tv/</link>
<comments>http://thedailysatire.com/News/gulf-leak-ceos-tangle-on-live-tv/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 12:13:25 CDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Tasers and tranquilizers were required when the three CEOs of the major companies involved in the Gulf of Mexico oil rig explosion and leak appeared on Jerry Springer's smashmouth TV talk show. Not for the audience, as is usual, but for the esteemed CEOs.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Support Everybody Draw Mohammed Day]]></title>
<link>http://thedailysatire.com/cartoons/support-everybody-draw-mohammed-day/</link>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 14:04:30 CDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Show your supports, plus check out all the call pics made by fans of the everybody draw mohammed day page like this one.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[New News Satire E-Book Launched]]></title>
<link>http://thedailysatire.com/News/new-news-satire-e-book-launched/</link>
<comments>http://thedailysatire.com/News/new-news-satire-e-book-launched/</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 15 May 2010 18:17:15 CDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[News satire, fake news, and comedy website HumorVolcano.com has just launched a new e-book containing its first year's hilarious articles and essays. If you're fed up, cynical, or disillusioned, this book's for you.<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Bin Laden Nabbed, Terrorized by Alumni Association]]></title>
<link>http://thedailysatire.com/News/bin-laden-nabbed-terrorized-by-alumni-association/</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 12:25:17 CDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Although he managed to evade capture by the world's great national superpowers for some twenty years, there is one manhunting organization he couldn't escape.  Last week, Osama bin Laden was successfully tracked down by his University Alumni Association, then relentlessly harassed until he coughed up an enormous "donation" in exchange for his freedom.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[UK Government ConDemned Before It Starts]]></title>
<link>http://thedailysatire.com/politics/uk-government-condemned-before-it-starts/</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 04:00:26 CDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[After days of wrangling since the inconclusive general election result the Conservative and Liberal Democrats have finally come together and officially announced their alliance government, which was quickly Con-Dem-ned by satirists across the country before they have even done anything.<br /><br />A Labour spokesman has said that "we all know that the Lib-Lab alliance of the 1970's was a horrible failure<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Pirates Seize Coffee Supertanker, US Collapsing]]></title>
<link>http://thedailysatire.com/News/pirates-seize-coffee-supertanker-us-collapsing/</link>
<comments>http://thedailysatire.com/News/pirates-seize-coffee-supertanker-us-collapsing/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 15:12:32 CDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Once the Caribbean pirates found the US's Achilles Heel, it took only two weeks to bring the superpower nation to its knees. Those fearsome pirates seized the US-bound, largest supertanker in the world, carrying an entire year's harvest of coffee beans.  Within that mere fortnight, as its caffeinated lifeblood dwindled, the mighty Uncle Sam has collapsed onto the now-closed Starbucks sidewalk, no<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[U.S. Economy to Get Really High After Marijuana OK]]></title>
<link>http://thedailysatire.com/News/u-s-economy-to-get-really-high-after-marijuana-ok-1/</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 08:02:09 CDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[The U.S. federal government has at last recognized the positive power of weed.  The feds finally legalized marijuana, soon to be sold exclusively at government-run head shops.  Enormous demand and stiff taxes will give the federal budget an enormous buzz and erase the deficit in a huge puff of smoke.<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Muslim MPs Campaign To Promote Racial Stereotypes]]></title>
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<comments>http://thedailysatire.com/politics/muslim-mps-campaign-to-promote-racial-stereotypes-1/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 14:01:52 CDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[As another vote rigging scandal involving Muslim Labour MPs raises it's ugly head the party's Islamic candidates have decided to fight back - in a nationwide campaign to bring back the comedy racial stereotypes of the 1970's. An informal spokesman, having just come out of an intensive elocution lesson to get rid of his English accent, told the waiting press:<br /><br />"I do not know what you are talking<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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