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Well, my friends, it has been some time since last we communed. In the time that has elapsed, we have been privileged to receive so many new and exciting things into our lives through the pulsating portal of the 24-7 media: ever more earthquakes and tornadoes, floods, the trading of key members of American football teams who earn more money than God (or at least that fallen angel one must never invoke, even in jest), and the resignation of the Archbishop of Canterbury, who very likely wishes to have more time to re-read the Harry Potter books. I myself only read through page 114 of the very first Potter literary event; I am told that Harry at the end of the series is sacrificed in some mystical way, a la Jesus Christ. I am sure that Rowling’s invocation of the Messianic Figure in Literature was accidental! In any event, I am waiting for the inevitable sequel to the popular and lucrative series, at least for Ms. Rowling. This will be called Harry Potter and the Geriatric Years, detailing the lives of wizards and warlocks and other things that go bump in the night. These magical creatures live in a home where antiseptic is routinely applied to floors and a stern nurse makes the rounds, offering people bingo boards and nasty tasting jello.

In truth, I would like to see our “senior citizens” live their entire short and precious lives cared for by their devoted offspring! As opposed to being cruelly shipped off to such impersonal, horrible smelling places. But then again, I am a bleeding heart Pisces who cries during the The Sound of Music and loves animals, children who are raised by other people, and donating money to the foster children jar at my local Wendy’s. It’s only in print that my devious side emerges; one can’t be kind all the time, even through the regular ingestion of psychotropic drugs.

Now, please know that I am a very deep and ponderous thinker who, when nervous, gobbles down potato chips (crisps to thee) and chocolate bars. Because of this strong ability to cope with stress, I am offering you my most thrilling piece yet! It’s good news, folks, mystical and wondrously wonderful good news! If not exactly like the good news I was raised to spread as a Catholic.

So, you say, what good news could this possibly be? What could this tiresomely predictable pseudo-writer and her lonely incantations possibly offer me? That’s what you say and well I understand your particular and most stubborn dilemma!

What I am offering you is simple, really. I am offering you “Yankeeblue’s Predictions for all the World Which May or May Not Come True in the Next 50 Years”. Yet I am no Sydney Omarr, no Jeanne Dixon! Why, I wear gold colored, glittery sneakers at the ripe old age of 40! It’s shocking, really: I’m a perpetual adolescent who refuses to grow up. And my only real secret is this: I am utterly enthralled by psychics. Fascinated, entranced, you name it, I’ve felt it! It’s my Pisces heartbeat, you see. The mystical fish usually experiences a few odd things in their life. And this little fishie wants to try her hand at this dandy and amazing thing known as prognostication!

So, without further ado or aplomb or even a spattering of orange jell-o, I offer you my sweet and savory little list. This is what will surely come true in the next 50 years. Wait for it! I’m telling you what!
So fasten your seatbelts just like Mother Goddamn herself (her being Ms. Bette Davis and her penetrating eyes. Cross our dear Bette not, my friends!).

Yankeeblue’s Predictions for all the World Which May or May Not Come True in the Next 50 Years by Yankeeblue

1. Ryan Seacrest will be swallowed whole by a python in the year of our Lord 2020. This will occur live whilst he is trekking through the rain forest, followed by TV cameras for a documentary made by Sting and his well-meaning wife, Trudie. The python will strike suddenly, and his puny, 150 pound body will be as if it had never been. Millions will mourn him, and all his money will go to the Carol Channing Fund for Inexplicably Annoying Entertainers.
2. People in Paris, France will decide that the salty hamburger will set the new standard for French cuisine as opposed to smelly cheeses, sugary crepes, crusty baguettes, and mellow red wine. This will happen in 2019. Americans will trek to the city in record numbers to sample “Frenchburgers”, and the fabled enmity between the countries will disappear like sugar cubes in weak tea. Yanks will cry, “Mais bien sur!” and the Frenchies will, with typical enthusiasm, learn rap songs by P-Diddy. Eventually an American will bungee jump from the Eiffel Tower, end up badly damaged, and immediately sue the city, thus ending the temporary feeling of “je ne sais pas quoi”. The poor sod will end up ranting on the Howard Stern show for hours, blaming the entire thing on the French.
3. Martha Stewart will go to jail again in 2013, this time for marketing the famed “Freedom Poncho” and forgetting to credit her former inmate for the design. The inmate will sue, a fight will ensue, and Stewart will lose her temper and end up displaying her formidable karate skills. A year later, the inmate will write a tell-all entitled, My Time with Stewart, shrewdly capitalizing on her 15 minutes of fame. Cooper Anderson will plummet to a new low when she appears on his show. The inmate, who goes by the name of Vesta, likes to chew gum rapidly while gazing rapturously at the new rock on her left hand. Who proposed? Geraldo, but of course! The interview he gave her went very well indeed.
4. New crop circles will appear in England in 2023, this time credited to another cult group. Unlike most sane cultists, they do not believe the Mother Ship is coming soon to whisk them all up into the mad blue sky. Instead, the group insists that an entrance to the center of the earth will appear in just one short year. The entrance will be large, circular, and glow the color of certain hues last tripped to at an Abba concert in 1975. Purification and fasting will ensue, and these hearty metaphysical types will continue to insist the circles were the product of “higher beings” of “luminous intelligence”. The beings enjoy rousing games of Boggle and are addicted to orange colored Cheetos. Cheetos manufacturers will profit.
5. Mexican drug cartels will finally lose their addiction to violence and greed and end up repenting en masse. This will happen in 2013. The entire country will benefit, and a collective sigh of relief will be heard around the globe. Let the healing begin!
6. Scientists in Finland will market a new drug called “EX-TRO-VERT” and the famously shy residents will end up becoming even more obnoxious than your typical American. This will take place in 2034. Bar fights will ensue, and the Russians, fully understanding what’s going on, will attempt to conquer the region and drag it back under their stony-eyed rule. The drug will cause the shy Finnish folk to fight back hard, and the country will remain independent. Still, the drug is pitched for being far too dangerous, and the natives retreat into their usual pastimes. These include taking saunas and drinking vodka almost as good as the Russian stuff.
7. Stephen King in 2019 will claim he’s given up writing horror books and is now focusing on writing guides on the art of gardening. The guide is published in the spring of this year. Alert readers notice how often spiders, snakes, and even rats are mentioned, and King soon reveals that it’s all a very bad joke. But his fans rejoice when he returns to form and his latest horror thriller emerges on the best seller list. It’s entitled Kudzu’s Revenge, a gruesome tale about a murderous gardener who moonlights as a grave digger obsessed with Hamlet. The weapon used is a large and heavy spade, often employed for digging.
8. Mitt Romney will become president in 2012, and an action figure of the 45th president, who vaguely resembles G.I. Joe, will become very popular with twelve year old boys.
9. The people of Palau will put out a series of YouTube videos called, “Size Ain’t Everything”. This will have nothing to do with genitalia and everything to do with misperceptions regarding very small countries. This will happen in 2062, just before another planet, very similar to Mars, will be discovered. Actual green men will be found here, and they are all in love with Britney Spears. They are crushed to find out she died years before in a skiing accident involving Botox injections in the Swiss Alps.
10. This writer will move to Barbados, never to be seen or heard from, ever again.

Well, I hope you enjoyed the list of my predictions. I can’t say they’ll come true. I can’t say they won’t come true. I can’t say much of anything, really. All I know is that a woman must do what she must to better her world. It is a world we all share, no matter what befalls us individually. It is a world crying out for love and healing.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll go and eat something both salty and cheesy, like a good American. Luckily for my waistline, I like a long, brisk walk. And believe it or not, so does Sydney Omarr. Why, just the other night, we were talking until the wee hours of the morning and he told me the most amazing things! He used to own the sweetest, most cunning pair of walking shoes, along with some waterfront property in Florida!

But until next time, my friends. Until next time, when we meet again on the Dark Side of the Moon to trip the light fantastic and bemoan the passing of Seacrest and the strange world of the Finnish and other such magical musings that bind us all strangely together. The elixir of love it truly is. The ripening inexplicable elixir of pure and beaming love.

Believe it.


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FACT OR FICTION: The average American is horribly fat.



FACT! We are, indeed, very fat people. I myself absolutely refuse to go into a Dunkin Donuts, for example, if there is a drive-through available. I have been known to hurl pebbles at such drive-through windows at midnight even when not in a car, demanding that the employees toss me my medium French Vanilla with sugar and milk so I won’t have to go into the store. It saves me from actually having to move. And, because I wear an aluminum hat and vest at all times, any spills incurred are generally easily cleaned up. Once cleansed, I’m good to go and caffeinated pleasures are mine, all mine. All without expending anything so taxing as energy!



Now, the only possible exception to the “average American is horribly fat” rule would be if you are a person living in New York City. There, most women keep diet pills stuffed in their office drawers at all times, and practice various forms of painfully rigorous yoga while sipping on skinny decaff lattes. This may be the only substance they ingest all day! In addition, many of the inhabitants of this crowded cement island wear black, thus appearing even smaller than they actually are. These hardy city dwellers give the impression that attending funerals is a favorite pastime.



FACT OR FICTION: The average American is very stupid.



FACT! We are absolutely very stupid. This is evidenced by our obsession with the aforementioned Kim Kardashian. Kim, who is famous for absolutely nothing at all, spends much of her day staring into a pocket mirror and applying lip gloss. She is also beautiful. In America, if one is gorgeous and has made a sex tape with a famous athlete, it is quite possible to instantly be given your own reality TV show.



Of course, there is stupidity to be had beyond such charming and famous television personalities. It is well known that Americans grow dimmer the further South you go, and it seems fair to say that portions of the Midwest are prime areas of the country for losing gray cells. Some think in particular of Ohio and Michigan (I refuse to touch on the subject of New Jersey), but one certainly doesn’t want to piss off Michael Moore. Mr. Moore hails from the latter state, and is eerily prone to making movies pointing out America’s many heinous flaws. Michigan seems to get a pass, but this is only fitting for a native son.



Finally, it must be added that if you are leaving America to assume the stance of expatriate, you will benefit intellectually. For example, many draft dodgers during the Vietnam War high tailed it to Canada, our northern and slightly snarky neighbor. Mr. Moore himself believes that Canadians have a better health system than we do and are far nicer to each other. He has insinuated, none too subtly, that Canada is a far superior country, which is probably true. Although I believe we brew far better beer and are also more skilled at playing ice hockey.



I would also like to point out the following:



Approximate number of people living in Canada: 33,098,932

Approximate number of people living in America not including illegal aliens and Kim Kardashian:

313,108,921



Still, if you move there, instantly I.Q. points will be added, and absolutely nobody will miss you in America because they are too busy watching reality TV while drinking Dunkin Donuts coffee obtained by driving cars through drive-ins or hurling pebbles. It’s a method I recommend trying if you come here, really.



FACT OR FICTION: The average American doesn’t care about what happens in other countries.



FICTION! Ah, this isn’t true at all! I myself watch BBC News, that wonderfully balanced, astute, and forward thinking department of the BBC. I am constantly tuning in to see what British television has to say about Americans! Did you know that BBC News has news correspondents in almost all of the 240 countries on this wonderful planet of ours? Generally, most of them say something about Americans, so it’s worth watching, at least from time to time.



FACT OR FICTION: Americans are really materialistic and don’t care about anything but money.



FICTION! Americans are not materialistic at all, despite our abundant strip malls, Wal-Mart stores, Starbucks, Targets, Best Buys, etc. The reason I know this is because most of them are slowly going out of business. Why? It’s simple, at least in part: a bunch of bastards on Wall Street took us all for a ride, something that pro-American Michael Moore took on in Capitalism: A Love Story. Have I confused you yet on Mr. Moore? Well, join the club, as the man is a teeming whirlwind of complexity. I quote him to you now:



The richest 400 Americans -- that's right, just four hundred people -- own MORE than the bottom 150 million Americans combined. 400 rich Americans have got more stashed away than half the entire country! Their combined net worth is $1.6 trillion. During the eight years of the Bush Administration, their wealth has increased by nearly $700 billion -- the same amount that they are now demanding we give to them for the "bailout." Why don't they just spend the money they made under Bush to bail themselves out? They'd still have nearly a trillion dollars left over to spread amongst them!

Source: michaelmoore.com



So, we’re all kind of ticked off, but luckily have our flat screen TV’s to soothe us. Some of us have iPods as well, and SUV’s. These are large automobiles purchased by people as protection against rough weather and for driving up and down mountains in. They are environmentally sound and are absolutely never driven by people living outside of mountainous terrain talking illegally on their cell phones, and of course no one in them ever speeds, either.



I would like to pause now, taking this fine opportunity to add that the reasons for America’s slow demise are complicated, and possibly may be remedied. But again, I can only offer you a limited and fractured lens through which to peer. This is why God created Michael Moore, naturally. Are you still with me? Excellent!



FACT OR FICTION: The average American is apathetic, lulled into silence over the hijacking of all kinds of nasty things like the taking away of our civil liberties. This is due to the existence of American Idol, which may be watched on a flat screen TV.



FICTION: Absolutely not! No one in America ever watches much TV at all, even if they do own that flat screen. I myself dislike the shallow mannequin of a man that hosts it, otherwise known as Ryan Seacrest. Well did that prescient other man with his pulse on the heaving bosom of America time his evil deed! I speak only of Sacha Baron Cohen, who recently dumped the ashes of Kim Jong-il onto Mr. Seacrest at the Oscars. This wonderfully enjoyable and nefarious moment prompted me to burst into peals of giddy laughter. I am told they could be heard one city over, ringing like church bells, if not as pretty.



Well, I think this pretty much sums up everything I can think of regarding common misconceptions regarding Americans. There is more to say, as always, but Americans are never loud and talkative and so I really must cease and desist.



To sum up, we are, by and large, an active and not a philosophical people, more at home with baseball games and spurring on a winning can-do attitude than we are with poets and writers and dreamers. Or so they say! I myself am most at home on my enormous Texan ranch, tipping my cowboy hat back on my head, looking up at the stars with my arm slung affectionately around Laura, my beautiful, book learned wife. Later on we play a rousing game of Scrabble, content in our insular bubble, content to know that we are always right. It’s the American way, after all, this assurance. Ain’t it?



Hmm.*

* Please note that I take absolutely no responsibility for anything set forth in this article and, because Americans are never litigious, do not have at least three lawyers on retainer should anyone take any issue with anything set forth in this article. Thank you.





]]> Thu, 01 Mar 2012 18:57:13 CST yankeeblue General Comedy 2 http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/land-of-the-free-and-the-home-of-kim-kardashian/ http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/canchucks-com-%7C-canchuck-kits/
And no, that’s not because I’m so annoying that everyone ignores me and I feel like I’m invisible. It’s because I have an emotional age of 10, and alcohol drowns out that annoying voice which is constantly telling me to pretend that I’m an adult when I’m sober. Ok?

So you can imagine my joy when I found out that I can now turn my old beer cans into that venerable Ninja weapon – the Nunchaku, otherwise known (by people who would rather not try to speak Japanese even when they are sober), as Nunchucks.

It’s actually quite easy. You get everything you need in kit form from Canchucks, it only takes about ten minutes, and you don’t have to use beer cans if you don’t want to – you can use any aluminium cans. And as they are filled with expansion foam they are solid enough to last well, but not so hard that they will give you concussion when you whack yourself on the back of the head after having a couple too many and deciding to show your friends what a true Ninja you really are. And you will do that. You will probably even do it when you are sober. You know you will. Even though the Canchucks website takes a lot of care to tell you that these things are purely decorative and not actually meant to be used as a real Ninja weapon. You will still try to swing them round like you are Bruce Lee in Enter The Dragon, and you will still end up taking one in the balls. And your friends will all laugh, and you’ll probably end up on YouTube.

And that is why I think you should buy yourself some Canchucks.
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I also really love this 'shocked tarsier' picture. They are such funny animals - really odd looking but yet still cute and fluffy at the same time. Hope you like the pic - click it to see the larger version if you can't see the caption. ]]> Sun, 04 Sep 2011 07:25:25 CDT TheDailyShadow General Comedy 2 http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/your-internet-browsing/ http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/reggie-fils-aime-tells-the-world-they-best-start-buyin%E2%80%99-these-muthafuckin%E2%80%99-3dses-%7C-the-grindery/ Wed, 27 Jul 2011 14:25:06 CDT thegrindery General Comedy 3 http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/reggie-fils-aime-tells-the-world-they-best-start-buyin%E2%80%99-these-muthafuckin%E2%80%99-3dses-%7C-the-grindery/ http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/comedian-olivia-lee-does-different/


The comedian Olivia Lee 'does different' - she becomes a paparazzi photographer for the day for this short funny video. It's a video viral ad promoting a facebook page where you can get involved in the fun and do something different whilst some nice people try to make you buy some water. It is actually quite funny as well. ]]> Tue, 26 Jul 2011 13:44:17 CDT admin General Comedy 1 http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/comedian-olivia-lee-does-different/ http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/hair-transplant-rejects-wayne-rooney-/
The footballer will be out of action for several weeks after being rejected by his hair transplant.

Rooney is reported to have spent several thousand pounds at a Harley Street clinic in a vain attempt to "keep his hair on".

The balding Rooney seemed in rude health after the treatment and had been tweeting his fans on social networking sites:
"#Wayne Rooney ..my head is bruised still. I promise u all I will send a pic on Monday morning when the bruising goes. #hairwego"

Jokes about the state of Wayne's pate have sprouted on Twitter:
"#scousegit ringo scally:
Wayne Rooney's bonce looks like a Baboon's arse so I am donating some of my pubes for his hair implants".

But rumours are circulating that the flowing locks from the coconut used in the operation have not bonded with Rooney's spud like skull.

A previous experiment using the hair of an Orangutang had also failed to "hit the net".

But Rooney's "loss" could be England's gain.

Sir Alex Ferguson was concerned that the transplant, if succesful, might have diminished Wayne's heading ability.

But well thatched boss Fabio Capello is keen for the operation on Rooney's head to work:
"Wayne Rooney needs more flair and movement in the hair areas of his game".

Rooney's new sponsors Mr Sheen are "concerned" about the situation but their fears seem to be receding ]]> Mon, 06 Jun 2011 04:49:05 CDT bobby General Comedy 4 http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/hair-transplant-rejects-wayne-rooney-/ http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/how-to-write-stand-up-comedy/
Basically it is a system for writing top notch stand up comedy which will make your audience laugh like never before. Or at least smile amiably. In any case it will definitely delay their walking out from the middle to somewhere close to three quaters of the way through your set.

Of course you are probably never going to get the killer edge that will make you famous by using a system. But its great for three things: 1) when you are just starting out and don't know how to go from telling the odd joke to make your mates laugh to doing a full gig on stage alone and in front of a proper audience of people who you do not know. 2) To help you push through writers block or to come up with good, reliable material to pad out a set which already includes your own best stuff. 3) To help you learn about the process of writing and improve the way you go about doing your own writing, even if you don't adopt the whole system. ]]> Mon, 25 Apr 2011 09:11:49 CDT TheDailyShadow General Comedy 1 http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/how-to-write-stand-up-comedy/ http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/google-now-hiring-psychics/
They do seem to like April fools over at google don't they? ]]> Fri, 01 Apr 2011 09:11:34 CDT TheDailyShadow General Comedy 2 http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/google-now-hiring-psychics/ http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/amusing-viral-video-ad-hemmingway-the-squirrel/

Hemmingway the squirrel from the O2 ads is going it alone with a solo appearance. Its quite quite and I found it somewhat amusing so I thought I would share it here. You can see more viral videos in the sidebar btw: we do get paid for placing these videos on the site, but we don't allow any old advert - we look for things that are entertaining in their own right. ]]> Wed, 30 Mar 2011 10:55:07 CDT admin General Comedy 2 http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/amusing-viral-video-ad-hemmingway-the-squirrel/ http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/funny-sign-%7C-vegetarians-beware/ Sun, 20 Mar 2011 08:46:45 CDT admin General Comedy 4 http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/funny-sign-%7C-vegetarians-beware/ http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/im-worried/
I was thinking about all the lovely grub that I would like to have for my lunch and how well it might go down with a couple of nice beers, and I had just decided that I would break my usual habit and drink halfs instead of pints so that I could try more of the local ales without ending up legless at 3 in the afternoon, when I realized that I hadn't been paying proper attention to what my SatNav was telling me, only half registering that it had said anything at all, and I had missed my turn off as a result.

I had deviated from the route that my clever little gadget had laid out for me, and on closer inspection I realized that it would be quite a big deviation because I couldn't turn around and there was no other exits for quite a few miles.

Also, I had sex twice yesterday and my girlfriend says I am a very sexual person. Now I am worried - does this make me a sexual deviant? ]]> Thu, 17 Mar 2011 20:34:23 CDT TheDailyShadow General Comedy 2 http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/im-worried/ http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/play-hitlertage-a-free-online-game/
Godwin's law of Nazi analogies states (according to wikipedia, which is always right):

"As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1.... There is a tradition in many newsgroups and other Internet discussion forums that once such a comparison is made, the thread is finished and whoever mentioned the Nazis has automatically "lost" whatever debate was in progress."

This got me thinking of a fun game to play. So I joined a few forums which have heated debates, looked for people who I disagreed with, and then pretended to agree with them whilst comparing anyone and everyone else to Hitler - I Hitlertaged (from Hitler + sabotage) their argument!!!

Anyone can play this game - it is free and fun to play. Just find someone in an online forum whose argument you want to Hitlertage, agree with them as much as possible, and then find as many ingeniously spurious reasons to compare everyone who disagrees with your victim to Hitler and the Nazis! You will have to get creative, so here are some inventive Hitler comparisons you can use for almost any circumstance:

"Yes, I know you just want to make the economy grow, but Hitler made the German economy grow through his Nazi policies too!"

"I can see that you are passionately convinced that you are right, but the Nazis where passionate about their beliefs too!"

"You ate breakfast this morning, and Hitler always ate breakfast"

I hope you have fun with my new game, and good luck Hitlertaging your opponents wherever you may find them.

Please feel free to post comments to all of your spurious Hitler analogies in the comments box, but be aware that it is moderated and spam comments will be deleted. ]]> Thu, 17 Mar 2011 06:02:23 CDT TheDailyShadow General Comedy 2 http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/play-hitlertage-a-free-online-game/