http://thedailysatire.com Funny Spoof News, Social Satire, And Political Cartoons Sun, 04 Sep 2011 07:25:25 CDT en http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/your-internet-browsing/
I also really love this 'shocked tarsier' picture. They are such funny animals - really odd looking but yet still cute and fluffy at the same time. Hope you like the pic - click it to see the larger version if you can't see the caption. ]]> Sun, 04 Sep 2011 06:25:25 CDT TheDailyShadow General Comedy 2 http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/your-internet-browsing/ http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/reggie-fils-aime-tells-the-world-they-best-start-buyin%E2%80%99-these-muthafuckin%E2%80%99-3dses-%7C-the-grindery/ Wed, 27 Jul 2011 16:25:06 CDT thegrindery General Comedy 3 http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/reggie-fils-aime-tells-the-world-they-best-start-buyin%E2%80%99-these-muthafuckin%E2%80%99-3dses-%7C-the-grindery/ http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/comedian-olivia-lee-does-different/


The comedian Olivia Lee 'does different' - she becomes a paparazzi photographer for the day for this short funny video. It's a video viral ad promoting a facebook page where you can get involved in the fun and do something different whilst some nice people try to make you buy some water. It is actually quite funny as well. ]]> Tue, 26 Jul 2011 12:44:17 CDT admin General Comedy 1 http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/comedian-olivia-lee-does-different/ http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/hair-transplant-rejects-wayne-rooney-/
The footballer will be out of action for several weeks after being rejected by his hair transplant.

Rooney is reported to have spent several thousand pounds at a Harley Street clinic in a vain attempt to "keep his hair on".

The balding Rooney seemed in rude health after the treatment and had been tweeting his fans on social networking sites:
"#Wayne Rooney ..my head is bruised still. I promise u all I will send a pic on Monday morning when the bruising goes. #hairwego"

Jokes about the state of Wayne's pate have sprouted on Twitter:
"#scousegit ringo scally:
Wayne Rooney's bonce looks like a Baboon's arse so I am donating some of my pubes for his hair implants".

But rumours are circulating that the flowing locks from the coconut used in the operation have not bonded with Rooney's spud like skull.

A previous experiment using the hair of an Orangutang had also failed to "hit the net".

But Rooney's "loss" could be England's gain.

Sir Alex Ferguson was concerned that the transplant, if succesful, might have diminished Wayne's heading ability.

But well thatched boss Fabio Capello is keen for the operation on Rooney's head to work:
"Wayne Rooney needs more flair and movement in the hair areas of his game".

Rooney's new sponsors Mr Sheen are "concerned" about the situation but their fears seem to be receding ]]> Mon, 06 Jun 2011 03:49:05 CDT bobby General Comedy 4 http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/hair-transplant-rejects-wayne-rooney-/ http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/how-to-write-stand-up-comedy/
Basically it is a system for writing top notch stand up comedy which will make your audience laugh like never before. Or at least smile amiably. In any case it will definitely delay their walking out from the middle to somewhere close to three quaters of the way through your set.

Of course you are probably never going to get the killer edge that will make you famous by using a system. But its great for three things: 1) when you are just starting out and don't know how to go from telling the odd joke to make your mates laugh to doing a full gig on stage alone and in front of a proper audience of people who you do not know. 2) To help you push through writers block or to come up with good, reliable material to pad out a set which already includes your own best stuff. 3) To help you learn about the process of writing and improve the way you go about doing your own writing, even if you don't adopt the whole system. ]]> Mon, 25 Apr 2011 08:11:49 CDT TheDailyShadow General Comedy 1 http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/how-to-write-stand-up-comedy/ http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/google-now-hiring-psychics/
They do seem to like April fools over at google don't they? ]]> Fri, 01 Apr 2011 08:11:34 CDT TheDailyShadow General Comedy 2 http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/google-now-hiring-psychics/ http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/amusing-viral-video-ad-hemmingway-the-squirrel/

Hemmingway the squirrel from the O2 ads is going it alone with a solo appearance. Its quite quite and I found it somewhat amusing so I thought I would share it here. You can see more viral videos in the sidebar btw: we do get paid for placing these videos on the site, but we don't allow any old advert - we look for things that are entertaining in their own right. ]]> Wed, 30 Mar 2011 09:55:07 CDT admin General Comedy 2 http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/amusing-viral-video-ad-hemmingway-the-squirrel/ http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/funny-sign-%7C-vegetarians-beware/ Sun, 20 Mar 2011 07:46:45 CDT admin General Comedy 4 http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/funny-sign-%7C-vegetarians-beware/ http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/im-worried/
I was thinking about all the lovely grub that I would like to have for my lunch and how well it might go down with a couple of nice beers, and I had just decided that I would break my usual habit and drink halfs instead of pints so that I could try more of the local ales without ending up legless at 3 in the afternoon, when I realized that I hadn't been paying proper attention to what my SatNav was telling me, only half registering that it had said anything at all, and I had missed my turn off as a result.

I had deviated from the route that my clever little gadget had laid out for me, and on closer inspection I realized that it would be quite a big deviation because I couldn't turn around and there was no other exits for quite a few miles.

Also, I had sex twice yesterday and my girlfriend says I am a very sexual person. Now I am worried - does this make me a sexual deviant? ]]> Thu, 17 Mar 2011 19:34:23 CDT TheDailyShadow General Comedy 2 http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/im-worried/ http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/play-hitlertage-a-free-online-game/
Godwin's law of Nazi analogies states (according to wikipedia, which is always right):

"As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1.... There is a tradition in many newsgroups and other Internet discussion forums that once such a comparison is made, the thread is finished and whoever mentioned the Nazis has automatically "lost" whatever debate was in progress."

This got me thinking of a fun game to play. So I joined a few forums which have heated debates, looked for people who I disagreed with, and then pretended to agree with them whilst comparing anyone and everyone else to Hitler - I Hitlertaged (from Hitler + sabotage) their argument!!!

Anyone can play this game - it is free and fun to play. Just find someone in an online forum whose argument you want to Hitlertage, agree with them as much as possible, and then find as many ingeniously spurious reasons to compare everyone who disagrees with your victim to Hitler and the Nazis! You will have to get creative, so here are some inventive Hitler comparisons you can use for almost any circumstance:

"Yes, I know you just want to make the economy grow, but Hitler made the German economy grow through his Nazi policies too!"

"I can see that you are passionately convinced that you are right, but the Nazis where passionate about their beliefs too!"

"You ate breakfast this morning, and Hitler always ate breakfast"

I hope you have fun with my new game, and good luck Hitlertaging your opponents wherever you may find them.

Please feel free to post comments to all of your spurious Hitler analogies in the comments box, but be aware that it is moderated and spam comments will be deleted. ]]> Thu, 17 Mar 2011 05:02:23 CDT TheDailyShadow General Comedy 2 http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/play-hitlertage-a-free-online-game/ http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/do-i-need-a-crumbshield/
I would like to comply with their request but I am worried about crumbs clogging up the keyboard. Do I need to buy some kind of crumb shield or something? I spent a lot of money on my nice new laptop and I don't want it to be ruined.

Please leave your suggestions in the comments box below, thank you. ]]> Wed, 16 Mar 2011 17:14:00 CDT TheDailyShadow General Comedy 2 http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/do-i-need-a-crumbshield/ http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/the-daily-satire-wins-celebrity-endorsement-1/
Thanks Jimmy! ]]> Sun, 13 Mar 2011 03:03:07 CDT admin General Comedy 1 http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/the-daily-satire-wins-celebrity-endorsement-1/ http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/how-to-be-funny-and-witty--1/
One day you could be as funny as The Daily Satire . com writers - or even better you could be funny enough to actually make people laugh!

All you have to do is to follow the link, pay the people the money, and then tell all your friends about the rubbish they give you in return and you will have them all in stitches! No seriously, ignore that. I know you'll never believe me now, but the thing the link is for is actually quite good.

[serious voice] Anyone can learn how to be funny and make people laugh, in conversation, in writing, or anyplace else where it won't get you in trouble. There really is a small fee to get the full course, but I think its well worth it. Click the link at the top of the article in case your new here. And if you are, then hello, I think your cute, and I hope you come back. ]]> Tue, 01 Mar 2011 12:01:43 CST DeanWalsh General Comedy 1 http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/how-to-be-funny-and-witty--1/ http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/how-to-take-over-the-world-iphone-app/
Simply scan the barcode of any items to find out how to use it to take over the world. Also includes a handy list of evil henchmen currently looking for work, and a simple one click system for sending threatening messages to all of the world's leaders (terrorism codes not included). ]]> Fri, 25 Feb 2011 07:00:42 CST DeanWalsh General Comedy 1 http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/how-to-take-over-the-world-iphone-app/ http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/the-perfect-construction-material----and-stuff/ C,mon brain. Like you better do some good thinkin' about this and stuff.

Wood? Really easy to work with, and pretty cool colors and shapes. Nah, it gives me splinters, and termites eat it, and it catches on fire and stuff. No, not perfect.

Bricks? I like those bricks, but have you ever tried hammerin' a nail into brick when you want to hang up a really cool picture? Nope, not perfect.

Steel? Nope. You think hammerin' a nail into brick is hard? And look what a plane ot two did to the World Trade Center. Yep, it melted that steel. Nope, not perfect.

Concrete? I like those big fancy trucks that have that really big bowl spinnin' around that deliver that concrete. But nope, concrete always gets those cracks in it and stuff. Just look at what one stupid little plane did to the Pentagon, and that was super-concrete!

Hmmmmm, so what is the perfect construction material? Hmmmmm, c'mon brain.....

Wait I got it! The perfect construction material is the stuff that they make terrorists passports with!

Oh man, that is some good thinkin'!

Yep, when those planes crashed into those towers, everything exploded, burned, melted, and fell down. They couldn't find much wreckage, and a whole lot of bodies were never found, but what did they find? Terrorist passports!

When that plane crashed in the field. You couldn't find any pieces of that plane at all, but yep, you could sure find those Terrorist passports!

I'm thinkin' Yep, those terrorist passports must be made out of some kind of super-material! Man, I bet those terrorist passports are the perfect construction material!!!
You could build a house out of that Terrorist Passport Material. It would never catch on fire, and you couldn't blow it up if you tried!!!!!!!

Oh man, how's this for some great thinkin'?
I'd build a really really tall building out of that Terrorist Passport Material. It would be so cool! I'd paint a really big bullseye right on the side of that really tall building, and the words "Hey Terrorists, Hit Me Here!" painted right under that big bullseye in really big letters.
When the terrorists try to fly a plane into that tall building, the plane would just bounce right off! I bet those terrorists would be so surprised!

Yep, Terrorist Passport Material is definately the perfect construction material! Yeah!
Man, I amaze myself! ]]> Fri, 11 Feb 2011 15:10:16 CST lombozo General Comedy 2 http://thedailysatire.com/comedy/the-perfect-construction-material----and-stuff/