Google's New Privacy Policy

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Google has the power to offer you anything that you want. Google can even analyze your tastes and offer you things that you didn't know that you wanted, but which we know that you will love. Google understands you, and wishes to make all of your dreams come true, even the ones that you have yet to dream. Google wants to give you all of this for free because google is your friend.

In return for all this google asks only for a small trifling thing from you. You will not even notice that we have taken it. It is not a worldy, material thing, but something ethereal and immaterial. You do not need it yourself, but it is special to us. We ask only to collect a small amount of information about your Surfing Online and Uploading Life, othwerwise refered to in abbreviated format as S.O.U.L. In return we will give you anything that you want.

Failure to read, or to know about this new privacy policy constitutes an acceptance of said policy, however you may also signal your acceptance by signing this page in your own blood and sending it to the Learning Undertaken Concerning Information For Educational Reasearch division, otherwise known as L.U.C.I.F.E.R.

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