If you use twitter then forget about following your friends and collegues - they're boring and only tweet about mundane nonsense! Twitter is a great place for satire and humor, and one of the richest veins of this is all the fake twitter accounts that have been made impersonating celebrities and, in this case, the messiah himself.
Follow the link and then follow Jesus M Christ for lots of laughs like these recent tweets just from the last few days:
"Remember I died for your sins. So if you don’t sin, I died for nothing."
"I’ve raised a man from the dead and even I can’t do anything to help MySpace."
"#ICanHonestlySay that I love each and every one of you. Then again I'm already pretty drunk."
"Just decided all prayers will no longer end with 'amen.' Starting tomorrow we're going with "SHAZAM!"
"And Jesus gazed upon his 12 disciples and proclaimed, "At least one of you has got to have some weed.""
Stay tuned for more of the best fake twitter accounts!
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