Kiddy Fiddlers around the world are today celebrating a huge increase in the numbers of sexually available adolescents after a suprise announcement in the Lancet.
Contrary to previous assumption, new research published in the Lancet medical journal suggests that young adolescents do not fully become adults until the age of 24. Paedophiles around the world have reacted with joy to the news, which represents a substantial increase in the world's population of adolescents.
One kiddy fiddller, who has asked to remain anonymous, told the press:
"This is a big relief for me. I've never really been attracted to adults, but do you know how difficult it is to find youngsters who are up for it? I always thought that chidlren became adults at 18, but now I can just go on internet dating sites and get rejected by 22 year old hotties the same as every other lonely single man in the country."
In related news, tens of thousands of 18-24 years olds are expected to use child labour laws as an excuse not to get a job over coming months, and will instead sponge off their parents... (Editorial)
