The results of an extensive new survey on British attitudes to social class in 2011 have been released, with some interesting findings. For a start, nobody in the country is willing to admit to being upper class anymore: its just not cool to be privileged. Perhaps less suprising is the fact that if you "often have conversations with friends about shows like The X Factor" you are almost certainly.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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UK Social Class Survey 2011
Posted by TheDailyShadow (#2) 428 days ago (http://www.independent.co.uk)The results of an extensive new survey on British attitudes to social class in 2011 have been released, with some interesting findings. For a start, nobody in the country is willing to admit to being upper class anymore: its just not cool to be privileged. Perhaps less suprising is the fact that if you "often have conversations with friends about shows like The X Factor" you are almost certainly.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Its A Health Food Revolution!
Posted by TheDailyShadow (#2) 429 days ago (Editorial)Press Release For Spoofoods International:
Here at Spoo Foods headquarters we pride ourselves on the innovation and scientific talent of our work force, and the great new products which they enable us to bring to market and on to your table. You don't stay number one manufacturer of choice for supermarket own brand products in the UK without an unparalleled commitment to invest in new product .. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
Neighbours in Hell
Posted by BillLythgoe (#1567) 436 days ago (Editorial)
I left Grimwater Farm because I couldn’t stand the neighbours. Not to put too fine a point on it, they forced me out. I never thought that coming to Primrose Hill would be a move from the frying pan into the fire but it was. My life has been hell for months.
It started only a couple of nights after we’d moved in when a few mates came round from the pub with their wives and girl friends. W.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
It started only a couple of nights after we’d moved in when a few mates came round from the pub with their wives and girl friends. W.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
The Girl With The Car Crash Life
Posted by Shaun_Avery_1982 (#19) 438 days ago (Editorial)
For anyone who enjoys watching the vapid reality TV adventures of heiresses with more money than talent . . .perhaps you should look away now.
The Girl With The Car Crash Life
‘What’s my world about?’ I say to the journalist, who’s blonde, silicone-enhanced and not as attractive as I am. ‘I’ll tell you what’s it all about, honey.’
I lean back, drawing her in like she’s a fish and I’.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
The Girl With The Car Crash Life
‘What’s my world about?’ I say to the journalist, who’s blonde, silicone-enhanced and not as attractive as I am. ‘I’ll tell you what’s it all about, honey.’
I lean back, drawing her in like she’s a fish and I’.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
The Day I Sued God
Posted by darkenergy (#1567) 439 days ago (Editorial)
Somebody had to do it. Somebody had to point out the myriad atrocities of discrimination committed against the female sex, and somebody had to sue for reparations. At the moment of this epiphany, I was the only one with the audacity and the legal skills to do it. So I filed a lawsuit against God. Not really anyone’s God in particular, since I was willing to consider the possibility of any or all .. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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The Has-Been
Posted by Shaun_Avery_1982 (#19) 440 days ago (Editorial)
Is having infamy better than having no fame at all? Read this story before you decide . . .
The Has-Been
He’s already three sheets to the wind when he heads for his car.
The words of his manager – his former manager – ringing in his haunted ears.
‘It’s just not happening anymore, Lance. I’m sorry.’
He pulls open the door.
‘I’m going to have to let you go.’
Speaking l.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
The Has-Been
He’s already three sheets to the wind when he heads for his car.
The words of his manager – his former manager – ringing in his haunted ears.
‘It’s just not happening anymore, Lance. I’m sorry.’
He pulls open the door.
‘I’m going to have to let you go.’
Speaking l.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)

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