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Housemate Fourteen

Posted by Shaun_Avery_1982 (#19) 302 days ago (Editorial)
Following the news that a certain pioneer of reality television is soon returning to our screens to make 'ordinary' people famous (for a few months, at least) here's an, erm, affectionate tribute. Enjoy!

Housemate Fourteen


‘Day Twelve in The Brother Hood house, and Brad and Brandon are starting to ask a few questions about Vlad . . .’


‘I don’t get it,’ Brad said, fluttering his eyela.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)

Communicating

Posted by guinesshorse (#50) 303 days ago (Editorial)






COMMUNICATING
BY Jay Watson.


An hour is spent on the internet and I have not managed to get the information I require. I need to stretch my back and legs. The dog is sitting by my side. Lucky creature, he cannot send an e-mail, answer the telephone or write a letter – what a fortunate beast.
Dog and I have no trouble communicating though. I talk and he listens. He cocks his hea.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)

The Blind Date

Posted by Achini (#57) 315 days ago (Editorial)
Wearing the most abominable face that anyone could ever think of, Dale sat in front of the mirror while the hairdresser did her hair. They’ve sent her a hair dresser, someone to do shopping with her though she could’ve done it herself, a make-up artist and a driver. So much of commitment for one night, and Dale wasn’t even happy with it.
The whole idea was her mother’s; to which her sister add.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
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Obsessive, Compulsive, Deductive

Posted by Shaun_Avery_1982 (#19) 333 days ago (Editorial)
Think media couples live perfect lives of glamour, lives to aspire to? Think again . . .


Obsessive, Compulsive, Deductive


I’m still half asleep when I hear the drill start to roar.

He’s been in the next room since the divorce, but the walls here are paper thin, and I know what he’s up to. So I roll slightly to the side and try to open my eyes as I shout out, ‘already?’

He makes .. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
I told my mom that I had the devil inside of me. She said, “Oh, yeah.” I said, “Mom, you need to hire an exorcist, and I need to lay in bed, which means no school because I wouldn’t want the demon in me to show itself at school, because then I’ll be outcasted for the rest of my time there. I can’t go back to school until the exorcist is able to get the devil outta me. I can feel it mom. I ca.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)

Watching Your Waste

Posted by kay1952chicken (#57) 335 days ago (Editorial)
AS IF DAWN wasn't noisy enough with that tone-deaf collared dove doing karaoke down my chimney, I am now jangled out of bed by the crashing of broken glass between rumble-thump-thump-bang - every seven seconds. It's Friday and the recycling wagon has arrived.

Clinging to its rear is a man whose ability to hurl empty bins not only makes Olympic hammer throwers look like wellie tossers but .. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
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