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Wannabe President Mitt Romney: A Daily Satire Profile
Mitt Romney has been seen as the 'man to beat' in the race to become the Republican nomination for President in the 2012 election. Seriously, I've heard lots of people say he needs a good beating....hehe only joking.
Mitt Romney is regularly accused of 'flip-flopping', but I have personally only ever seen him wearing shoes, and never any kind of sandals, let alone flip flops.
Mitt Romey is a sinister cult member, Moron, Mormon from Michigan. In fact he used to be a Mormon Missionary, so he is well used to poking his nose into other people's business and telling them what to do, which was perfect preparation for politics.
Romney was also a businessman before going into politics, and it has been said that his changing political positions on various issues is because he approaches politics like a businessman - offering the public what he thinks they want at any given time and not sticking dogmatically to things which aren't working. Many people do not like this, because in America people do not expect politicians to give the public what they want, due to the fact that this has traditionally not been the case.
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