Newt Gingrich Profile, Breaking News And Satire
Wannabe President Newt Gingrich: A Daily Satire Profile
According to an old legend Mr Gingrich was turned into a Newt by a wicked witch. Even today you can still see the look of utter contempt on his face whenever he talks to people remembers this cruel old hag.
Newt had a slow start in his bid to become the republican candidate in the 2012 presidential election, but subsequently gained in popularity due to the idiocy and immorality of the other candidates his strong debate performances.
Newt Gingrich has had several wives, and this has caused some mild controversy due to the fact that it's just wrong to inflict the name gingrich on more people than is strictly necessary he has commited adultery.
Critics of Newt Gingrich have accused him of being soft on illegal immigrants. While The Daily Satire can cofirm that he is indeed quite soft and podgy, we have never seen him on top off any illegal immigrants, and hope very much never to see such a thing in the future.
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