Rick Santorum: Funny Profile And Breaking News Satire
Wannabe President Rick Santorum: A Daily Satire Profile
Curiously, the name Santorum sounds conspicuously similar to Sanitorium. Some commentators have suggested that this is not a coincidence. Actually they haven't suggested that at all. But they should, because a 'sanitorium', aka 'looney bin' would probably be the best place for Rick Santorum and his followers
Rick Sanitorium is best known for his old fashioned views on women, and for his fresh faced, photogenic appearance, such as in the above picture which many people believe has perfectly captured his personality.
Having started slowly with very little support, the 'Santorum Surge', which you will be glad to hear was not a result of the actions captured in the above photo but was actually a big upswing in support for Rick Sanitorium due to the fact that everyone else but Ron Paul had already had their turn as frontruner and had shown themselves to be dicks, led Rick Sanitorium to take the lead in the race to win the GOP nomination sometime in February 2012. This gives Rick only 9 months in the public eye, during which to prepare for his big part in the 2012 Apocalection, during which he will reveal himself to be the anti-christ, and then just another month or so till the main event itself on 21st December.
The Latest Popular Satire About Rick Santorum
President Santorum? The Chances of Rick becoming the next President of the United States Of America are currently rated: "as it is written, so shall it be, and the beast shall rise from his pit and the rivers will run with blood (etc, etc)."
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