Allied forces air assaults on Col Gaddafi’s Libyan strongholds are now in their second day and according to Britain’s Ministry of Defence proving successful. A number of military experts expect that if the air assaults continue over the next few days the Libyan dictator will flee paving the way for allied forces to put in place a more amiable merciless tyrant.
The strategic airstrikes have sig.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Clegg vows to defend ‘wakes up at 4am and goes for a piss’ Britain
Posted by Imp (#4) 802 days ago (http://newsthump.com)
In a sign of an increasingly fragmented mind, Deputy PM Nick Clegg used a keynote speech yesterday to back those Britons who wake up every day at 4 am with an urgent need to urinate.Having previously backed the section of the population he called ‘alarm clock Britain’, Clegg was keen not to exclude those already awake when the alarm clock goes off at 6am, having spent the last two hours contempl.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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The Peacekeeper
Posted by deamarjyoti (#8233) 876 days ago (Editorial)
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Joshua Syniki was absorbed in thought. The deep furrows that ran across his receding forehead were tightly drawn and his frowning eyebrows were wet with sweat. A piece of paper rested on the large table before him and by its side stood a golden nib pen held by an expensive platinum penholder. A wooden paperweight, carved in the shape of the Taj Mahal, sat over .. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
Joshua Syniki was absorbed in thought. The deep furrows that ran across his receding forehead were tightly drawn and his frowning eyebrows were wet with sweat. A piece of paper rested on the large table before him and by its side stood a golden nib pen held by an expensive platinum penholder. A wooden paperweight, carved in the shape of the Taj Mahal, sat over .. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
The coalition is this morning celebrating its one-millionth utterance of the word 'fair' since coming to power, after claiming its new policy on child poverty is seeking to create a fairer society for all... VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Republicans embrace green movement
Posted by joule (#8233) 908 days ago (Editorial)
No smoke emissions from recreational marijuana
A surprising revelation gleaned after the smoke cleared from yesterday's general election vote. In a surprising show of support for green ideas, Republicans voted against recreational marijuana.
While no actual Republicans were interviewed for this report, many were observed through the window of our basement pointing at a hipster with a Twinki.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
A surprising revelation gleaned after the smoke cleared from yesterday's general election vote. In a surprising show of support for green ideas, Republicans voted against recreational marijuana.
While no actual Republicans were interviewed for this report, many were observed through the window of our basement pointing at a hipster with a Twinki.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
I meant Tory peers have never had it so good, clarifies Lord Young
Posted by Imp (#4) 918 days ago (http://feedproxy.google.com)
Lord Young has apologised to the Prime Minister for a newspaper interview in which he downplayed the effects of the recession, explaining that he meant Tory peers have never had it so good... VIEW STORY PAGE |
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