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Afghanistan to be relocated

Posted by herewego 133 days ago (Editorial)
Washington, D.C. In a move that military analysts are calling the greatest re-think of U.S military doctrine in the last one hundred years, the Pentagon announced today that it is to re-locate Afghanistan to the continental United States. Said a Pentagon spokesman ‘ It has become clear to our policy formulators that fighting a ‘War on terror’ halfway around the globe is putting a huge strain o.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)

The U.S. military proposes nuking Afghanistan to end global warming. Since ancient catastrophes—exploding volcanoes and huge meteorite strikes—led to Ice Ages by spewing lots of dust into the atmosphere, the Pentagon proposes modern dust-induced cooling by creating their own catastrophe—nuking the Afghanistan desert... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

Well known for inciting mayhem in this country, an elite squad of Hollywood starlets is going commando in Afghanistan. "Once them Tallywhackers get a look at these privates, they'll lay down right there, totally lose the will to fight," said Army General Seymore Beaver... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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