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DISNEYLAND - In a blow for U.S. space ambitions, the White House has confirmed it will end all manned missions to Space Mountain from 2013.
The decision is part of ongoing changes in the national space policy which document the withdrawal of American interests in a number of space themed rides due to budgets reductions.
Although a disappointment to many, Americans aged sev.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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I was going to write a funny caption to go with this, but then I decided to ask for suggestions instead. Got a good caption for this? Please leave a comment!.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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The genitals of Portsmouth South’s Liberal Democrat MP Mike Hancock have insisted that they had no reason to believe that Katia Zatuliveter did anything but act honourably when she worked on them.
The MP, who resembles someone you’d try and avoid eye contact with if they got on your bus, had an an affair with Miss Zatuliveter over a four year period while he was part of the defence select comm.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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WASHINGTON DC – Attorney General Eric Holder today revealed that US authorities have broken up a plot by Colonel Mustard to assassinate Mr John Boddy in the Billiard Room using a Candlestick.Mr Holder said the alleged plot was a “flagrant violation of dinner guest etiquette” before confirming the colonel had been taken into custody and charged with one count of conspiracy to mur.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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HOLLYWOOD – Local authorities believe they have disrupted a “dangerous and twisted” plot lead by Brendan Fraser to make a new movie targeting unsuspecting cinema-goers.Local broadcasters reported the plot was aimed at luring innocent people within an enclosed space and subjecting them to 89 minutes of weak acting backed by ridiculous premise.Brendan Fraser was found in his studi.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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So I'm sittin' here doin' some thinkin'........... So I says to myself, Self, what do you think would be the perfect construction material? Hmmmmm......... the perfect material.........
C,mon brain. Like you better do some good thinkin' about this and stuff.
Wood? Really easy to work with, and pretty cool colors and shapes. Nah, it gives me splinters, and termites eat it, and it catches on f.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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