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Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson is to advise David Cameron on the best way to leave Europe whilst simultaneously delighting the vast majority of people who watch you doing it.
After vetoing the latest EU bill, Cameron has come under some criticism for putting the banks ahead of EU stability, and has called in Sir Alex Ferguson to make his European exit seem much more palatable.
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Manchester United assistant manager Mike Phelan has announced that with immediate effect he will no longer be available for interview by the BBC.
Phelan has been a regular on Match of the Day for the last seven years, but has decided that he no longer has any interest in sharing the opinions given to him with the Match of the Day program.
A club spokesperson said, “People will suggest that th.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Manchester United and England slaphead Wayne Rooney has sustained a freak injury.
The footballer will be out of action for several weeks after being rejected by his hair transplant.
Rooney is reported to have spent several thousand pounds at a Harley Street clinic in a vain attempt to "keep his hair on".
The balding Rooney seemed in rude health after the treatment and had been tweeting.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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