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Triple Jumping for Joy

Posted by paulangliss 122 days ago (http://www.tinybangtheories.com)

Depressed triple jumpers forego the skipping to participate in double jump..... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Only MPs and drug dealers are opposed to the decriminalisation of drugs, reveals everyone

Posted by Imp (#5) 182 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

After ex-MI5 chief Baroness Manningham-Buller called for cannabis to be decriminalised it was revealed that the only people that are still opposed to such a move are MPs and drug dealers.

Despite Lady Manningham-Butler’s pro-legalisation stance, MPs and drug dealers remain united in their opposition to the move.
Her speech forms part of a two-day parliamentary conference on ignoring the drug .. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Drug seizure figures reclassified as ‘controlled substances’ after widespread Home Office abuse

Posted by Imp (#5) 187 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Drug seizure figures issued by the UK Border Agency are to become ‘controlled substances’ after widespread abuse amongst Home Office officials, according to the chair of the UK Statistics Authority.

Sir Michael Scholar has written to the Home Office to seek reassurances that figures released to generate positive news coverage are subject to the same controls as the illicit substances the depar.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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Drug addicts defend right to take drugs in cars

Posted by Imp (#5) 187 days ago (http://newsthump.com)

Despite calls from the British Medical Association to ban drug-taking in cars, drug addicts have today defended their right to get a fix when they are in their own car.

The BMA claims that second-hand smoke from drug addicts can harm passengers both whilst the drugs are being taken, and long after the come-down has begun, a claim strongly refuted by car-owning drug addicts.

Twenty a-day dru.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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