In the good news story of the month a 63 year old local unemployed man has finally done an honest and useful day's work after BBC Scotland gave the man a chance to read the day's weather report.
Inside sources, however, have said that it is unlikley that the man, who has never had a job in his entire life, will make full use of this rare opportunity in order to finally enter the world of work .. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Posted by almostnews (#8) 11 days ago (http://www.youtube.com)BBC using BSkyB row to ‘bury bad programmes’
Posted by Imp (#5) 26 days ago (http://newsthump.com)With media attention firmly focused on BSkyB’s dealings with Jeremy Hunt and Alex Salmond, the BBC has been accused of using the diversion to ‘bury bad programmes’.
In the past, the uniquely funded broadcaster has prided itself on such gems as ‘We’ll Paint Your Lounge For You’, ‘Cooking Can Be Tricky’ and 137 series of the evergreen ‘Chirpy Scamps Cockneying in a Tower Block’.
But lately, owi.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Feel good stories at the end of the news to be replaced with dead paedophiles
Posted by Imp (#5) 116 days ago (http://newsthump.com)After the nation’s spirits were lifted by the news that convicted paedophile Martin Smith has been found hanged in his cell, news broadcasters are considering replacing the lighthearted item at the end of the news with details of any incidents involving dead sex offenders.
It had previously been thought that a story about a dog adopting some kittens or a squirrel on water skis would give viewe.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
BBC radio cuts threaten phone-ins for local morons
Posted by Imp (#5) 151 days ago (http://newsthump.com)The Local Government Association has slammed plans by the BBC to cut regional radio services, claiming they provide a vital service for opinionated mentals.
Local radio phone-ins have long been a sounding board for the sort of shouty moron who thinks National Service would improve the one-way system, sees hipster jeans as a symptom of ‘broken Britain’ and blames it all on the BBC ‘dumbing down.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Mike Phelan announces BBC interview boycott
Posted by Imp (#5) 269 days ago (http://newsthump.com)
Manchester United assistant manager Mike Phelan has announced that with immediate effect he will no longer be available for interview by the BBC.
Phelan has been a regular on Match of the Day for the last seven years, but has decided that he no longer has any interest in sharing the opinions given to him with the Match of the Day program.
A club spokesperson said, “People will suggest that th.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Phelan has been a regular on Match of the Day for the last seven years, but has decided that he no longer has any interest in sharing the opinions given to him with the Match of the Day program.
A club spokesperson said, “People will suggest that th.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Professor Brian Cox has defended the increasingly extravagant locations for his Wonders of the Universe series by insisting that if people really want to understand the moon, the BBC needs to put him on the moon.
His new series is explaining the origins of the universe whilst also showing us a number of interesting camera angles of Professor Brian Cox in some of the most expensive-to-reach place.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
His new series is explaining the origins of the universe whilst also showing us a number of interesting camera angles of Professor Brian Cox in some of the most expensive-to-reach place.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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