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Queen commemorates over 60 years on benefits
Posted by Imp (#5) 104 days ago (http://newsthump.com)The Queen has visited a town hall in King’s Lynn and the nearby Dersingham Infant and Nursery School as part of her celebrations to mark 60 years of receiving an enormous amount of money at the taxpayer’s expense.
The Queen, who has been the head of the UK’s most prolific family of benefit claimants since 1952, said she felt “deeply moved” by the amount of cash she has received over the years .. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Benefit cap to see rise in applicants per job from 23 to 2.68 million
Posted by Imp (#5) 118 days ago (http://newsthump.com)With unemployment rising and the number of job vacancies decreasing, critics have warned that the government’s proposed benefit cap could see the average number of applicants per job increase from 23 to about 2.68 million.
Work and Pensions Secretary Iain Duncan Smith insists that the current system means that there is little incentive for people to seek employment, but critic.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Unemployment figures show sharp increase in government blaming everyone else
Posted by Imp (#5) 186 days ago (http://newsthump.com)After UK unemployment rose by 129,000 to 2.62 million, figures have shown that the amount of time that the government spend blaming everyone but themselves has also seen a sharp increase
The Office for National Statistics (ONS) said the governments’s blame rate increased by 8.3% over the last 3 months, the highest level of taking absolutely no responsibility seen since 1996.
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Dole Models: The unemployment crisis
Posted by thelondonite (#57) 279 days ago (Editorial)
Having a job sure is great isn’t it? Is that the alarm? Yay! It’s 7am! Dum-dee-dee. Sitting on this crowded bus is mighty swell. Oh, someone sneezed in my face. Ha ha ha! What a gas. Dum-dee-dum-dum. Where’s the quarterly sales spreadsheet? Right here boss. Five pounds for Jane’s leaving present? Gee-wiz, I only spoke to her twice, but here you go! Dee-Dee-Dum-Doe. Is that clock going backwards?.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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The Rich Need Our Help
Posted by retiredman (#50) 314 days ago (Editorial)
The 1% Rich: A Vanishing Breed
Storm clouds are gathering on our economic horizon. The number of rich who earn 25% of the income and control 40% of the wealth has diminished to a mere 1% of the population. This decreasing percentage could have a serious impact to our country’s prosperity unless we do something to help the rich become more wealthy.
Why? We’ve been told that the rich creat.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
Storm clouds are gathering on our economic horizon. The number of rich who earn 25% of the income and control 40% of the wealth has diminished to a mere 1% of the population. This decreasing percentage could have a serious impact to our country’s prosperity unless we do something to help the rich become more wealthy.
Why? We’ve been told that the rich creat.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)

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