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Is Iran really developing nuclear weapons? Will Israel really bomb Iran, or are they bluffing? Are America and Europe really doing F-all or do they have something special up their collective sleeves? Is Syria really planning to fold in the face or democracy protests, or are they just underplaying their hand to get through this round of betting? Is Europe bust or is austerity holding on to a winni.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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In a startling new interview yesterday former British Prime Minister Tony Blair announced that Syrian Leader Bashar Assad must ultimately “go” if Syria is to achieve peace. Mr Blair, who is now masquerading as a California Raisin alongside putting his finger in the pie commonly known as “the middle east” said that not even Assad's party piece posing as an .. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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As the Bashir Al Assad, the despotic leader of Syria, continues to bury his head in the sand about the growing international condemnation of his regimes actions, and the rising tide of rebellion against him within Syria itself, he is starting to look more and more like an ostrich. And no, I am not making a complex political analogy, I am saying - the man is actually starting to physically look mo.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Syrian President Bahir Assad has been named as the new James Bond after activists declared that the Chinese and Russian veto of a UN resolution on Syria has given the dictator a 'licence to kill'.
Although the details of the film itself are still sketchy it is thought that the beloved hero will single-handedly foil a terrorist plot to bring down the government and replace it with 'mob rule'.
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Really? I thought they were all for that kind of stuff. I mean, after all, aren't they part of that big conspiracy things that wants to reduce the global population?
This has got to be the most suprising news of the year so far. Next they'll be telling us that they don't think its very nice to torture kittens.
Anyway, at least we can all rest assured that all that money we pay politicians.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Simon Cowell shocked morons everywhere last night by dramatically securing his eighth successive victory in ITV’s X Factor.
The victory has come as a shock to millions of people who appear to have no idea what they are watching, and who for some unfathomable reason seemed to think victory belonged to a girl band called ‘Little Mix’.
Cowell told reporters after the win, “This is just like wi.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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