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Police and Olympic officials have been searching for a battery of surface-to-air missiles that had been installed on London rooftops in order to safeguard the games.

It is thought that the missiles, or ‘Boris Bombs,’ were taken for scrap metal, the value of which has rocketed in the past year.
A resident of the flats below, Jed Ahmed said “there were some dodgy blokes with a lorry going up an.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

As London’s tech community continues to boom, many of Britain’s brightest and best entrepreneurs (who started in bedrooms in Balham and garages in Guildford) have created some some seriously cool tech work spaces in our nations capital... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

Research by academics at the University of Essex suggests Britons are a bunch of lying toerags who wouldn’t think twice about bullshitting their way out absolutely any situation.

An online “integrity” study surveyed more than 2000 adults, revealing that lying comes as naturally as sleeping with your wife’s sister and covering it up with a web of untruths.
The survey asked a series of question.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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UK Immigration
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Britain Menaced by Radioactive Penis After Nuclear Worker Irradiates Genitals With Atomic Waste! Scientists Warn of Threat Posed By Mutant Monster's Mushroom Cloud Ejaculations as Series of Earth Tremors Blamed on Doomsday Cock!.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

UK To Ban Eating Indoors

Posted by DeanWalsh 788 days ago (Editorial)
After recieving a warm reception for their recent proposal to ban smoking in all cars all of the time, floated as a response to new research on the effects of passive smoking on children, the Labour government has decided to ban eating indoors.

In a draft report the government pointed out that obesity is a much greater threat to our children than cigaratte smoke, and that a conclusive new repo.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)
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