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Facebook has surprised its critics by no longer assuming that subscribers agree with changes made to their terms and conditions, and will actively seek permission before tattooing members with adverts as they sleep.
Facebook has previously been criticised for adding a clause that allows them to wake account holders with powerful torches in the dead of night.
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Lloyds Banking Group has reported a £3.9bn loss for the first nine months of 2011, mainly due to the cost of settling claims for continually treating you like a piece of shit simpleton.
The loss compares to a £2bn profit for the same period last year when it was still consistently getting away with being a shit to customers looking for loans.
City analyst David Singleton-Smythe told us, “I’.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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There are renewed fears for the Italian economy this morning after it was reported that prime minister Silvio Berlusconi was was asked for cash payment in advance to organise his latest bunga bunga party.
As borrowing rates for the Italian government hit a euro-era high, party organisers have said they will need to see the cash first before arranging further sex parties for the country’s leade.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Apple has responded to Scottish criticism of its iPhone 4S Siri voice-activation service by suggesting that the people of Scotland try and learn English.
The new service, available only on the iPhone 4S, has difficultly picking up the guttural utterances of anyone living further north than Newcastle, causing concern for Scottish consumers.
An Apple spokesperson said, “Siri is an English-speak.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Workers who don’t spend their entire working day using their tongue to ensure the cleanliness of their boss’s anus should lose their right to claim unfair dismissal, a leaked government report says.
The report, which was written by a man who wants to see an end to an employee’s right to claim unfair dismissal, and that was commissioned by a man who wants to see an end to an employee’s right to.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Britain’s gas and electricity users raised a glass to the energy suppliers today, buoyed by the news that prices would only rise every other day.
“We have a duty of care to our customers”, announced Francois DuChamps of the energy giant EDF.
“For this reason, we pledge to maintain the current tariffs for at least 48 hours, and we will never raise them during our two-hour lunch breaks.”
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