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Unions plan UK-wide attention seeking
Posted by Imp (#4) 616 days ago (http://newsthump.com)
Unions across the country have said they are planning a wide range of measures to ensure that everyone knows they are undertaking a wide range of measures for their members.
Unison, Unite, the GMB and the Fire Brigades Union will consult members about the best way to draw attention to all the hard work the union does on their behalf.
RMT member Simon Matthews told us, “You’ve got to remember .. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Unison, Unite, the GMB and the Fire Brigades Union will consult members about the best way to draw attention to all the hard work the union does on their behalf.
RMT member Simon Matthews told us, “You’ve got to remember .. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Tesco sausage ‘rolls eye’ in dismay at ASA ruling
Posted by Imp (#4) 616 days ago (http://newsthump.com)
A Tesco sausage has used its eyeball and snout to express its dismay at an Advertising Standards Authority ruling against Tesco sausage packaging which showed pigs walking round a farm.
The ASA said the packaging could prove misleading to consumers, prompting an angry backlash from the most expressive sausages in Tesco’s range.
As one Butcher’s Choice pork sausage told us, “Am I not a pig eye.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
A campaign being promoted through a PR company to highlight the injustice of very wealthy people paying more tax than not very wealthy people has insisted that the 50p tax rate is unpopular amongst people who pay the 50p tax rate.
Twenty leading economists, who pay the 50p tax rate, have written to the Financial Times saying the 50p tax rate paid by high earners is doing “lasting damage” to hi.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Twenty leading economists, who pay the 50p tax rate, have written to the Financial Times saying the 50p tax rate paid by high earners is doing “lasting damage” to hi.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Stock market to be humanely destroyed
Posted by Imp (#4) 637 days ago (http://newsthump.com)
Nervous investors could finally see an end to their suffering after calls for the long-suffering stock market to be ‘put to sleep’.<
With the stock market currently resembling an elderly hairless dog stood shivering next to a foul-smelling puddle of its own filth, experts have insisted there’s no point in prolonging the misery any longer.
“Things have become so bad that even fund managers hav.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
With the stock market currently resembling an elderly hairless dog stood shivering next to a foul-smelling puddle of its own filth, experts have insisted there’s no point in prolonging the misery any longer.
“Things have become so bad that even fund managers hav.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
News International extractor fan hit by large quantity of faeces
Posted by Imp (#4) 644 days ago (http://newsthump.com)
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