Workers who don’t spend their entire working day using their tongue to ensure the cleanliness of their boss’s anus should lose their right to claim unfair dismissal, a leaked government report says.
The report, which was written by a man who wants to see an end to an employee’s right to claim unfair dismissal, and that was commissioned by a man who wants to see an end to an employee’s right to.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Consumers reassured by promise ‘energy bills will only rise every other day’
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Britain’s gas and electricity users raised a glass to the energy suppliers today, buoyed by the news that prices would only rise every other day.
“We have a duty of care to our customers”, announced Francois DuChamps of the energy giant EDF.
“For this reason, we pledge to maintain the current tariffs for at least 48 hours, and we will never raise them during our two-hour lunch breaks.”
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Chinglish: Found in Translation
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This book is funny, but it is also thoughtful, educational, and much more affectionate than you might think.
Basically it is a book full of funny examples of Chinglish - that strange Chinese version of the English language which occurs when the Chinese try to translate things from their own language into english. Mainly this happens when signs and public notice.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Web porn blocker would render computers pointless, warn men
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Men have warned that they will no longer have a need for computers unless they can persuade their wives that having unlimited access to pornography is something that benefits the whole family.
With four leading web providers offering customers the option to block adult content at the point of subscription, men have insisted that computers will be transformed from an Aladdin’s cave of cyber-fil.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
With four leading web providers offering customers the option to block adult content at the point of subscription, men have insisted that computers will be transformed from an Aladdin’s cave of cyber-fil.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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