"The Department of Transportation reports gridlock can be eliminated by simply honking your car's horn." - That's interesting; I always thought that it was an utterly pointless exercise engaged in by annoying idiots with an over-inflated sense of their own importance.
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Weekly Weird News In Pictures 20 April 2012 | Web of Weird
Posted by wow (#10) 398 days ago (http://wow.thedailysatire.com)The most interesting weird news stories of the wekk for April 2012, including 'weird news in pictures'.
Featured stories include: The Wind Powered Car (see picture), A video of a baby doing pulls ups, the praying mantis photobomber, the 'Dwarf Empire' theme park, Hitler fish and a US high school which looks eerily similar to the Millenium Falcon in Star Wars... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Anti-car lobby group launches first speed bump destined for Mars
Posted by Imp (#4) 542 days ago (http://newsthump.com)As anti-car protesters brace themselves for yet another vehicle on the surface of Mars, some lobbyists are demanding NASA sets a more responsible example to micro-organisms on the red planet.
“Mars gives us a unique opportunity to create a sustainable transport policy from scratch”, explained Jeremy Thwaite of the campaign group BRAKE.
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Drug addicts defend right to take drugs in cars
Posted by Imp (#4) 554 days ago (http://newsthump.com)Despite calls from the British Medical Association to ban drug-taking in cars, drug addicts have today defended their right to get a fix when they are in their own car.
The BMA claims that second-hand smoke from drug addicts can harm passengers both whilst the drugs are being taken, and long after the come-down has begun, a claim strongly refuted by car-owning drug addicts.
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Cycling VS Driving | Sarcasm Addict
Posted by admin (#1) 566 days ago (http://sarcasm.thedailysatire.com)My favourite recent post from our new blog SarcasmAddict.TheDailySatire.com... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
All new Land Rover to help motorists overcome mountainous Kensington terrain
Posted by Imp (#4) 630 days ago (http://newsthump.com)Car manufacturer Land Rover has revealed plans to produce an all-new version of its Defender model that it insists will help well-heeled motorists overcome the extreme mountainous terrain associated with Kensington and Chelsea.
Land Rover claim that the 4×4 vehicle will be able to “negotiate pavements and pedestrians as if they weren’t even there”.
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