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Is Iran really developing nuclear weapons? Will Israel really bomb Iran, or are they bluffing? Are America and Europe really doing F-all or do they have something special up their collective sleeves? Is Syria really planning to fold in the face or democracy protests, or are they just underplaying their hand to get through this round of betting? Is Europe bust or is austerity holding on to a winni.. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)

Is The British Secret Service Secretly Doing Secret Things? In Secret?

In what is being lauded by many as the understatement of the century, the coroner investigating the death of MI6 spy Gareth Williams - who was found dead locked inside a suitcase, in a bath, in a locked flat - has accused the police of not being 'completely impartial'.

This has lead some commentators to .. VIEW STORY PAGE | (Editorial)

LOS ANGELES - Tiger Woods ex-wife Elin Nordegren was reportedly spotted at The Santa Monica Pier wearing a Los Angeles Lakers shirt and a pair of fuchsia colored shorts shorts and according to several tourists Elin never looked prettier, sexier, or r..... VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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'News just in from The Daily Pygmy news desk - Tiger Woods has revealed the hitherto secret formula he used to beat his sex addiction: carrying this photo of Sarah Jessica Parker around in his wallet as an emergency cure for uncontrollable sexual urges.'

(Cruel I know, but seriously Jessica, eat a bacon butty or two: they're delicious and they'll go a long way to helping you look a bit less li.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

"So your wife dies, and, of course, you're all sad and stuff. But a dude has needs, amirite? Good news, Egyptian necromantics, your parliament is considering passage of a law that would allow men to legally engage in pre-casket coitus with their dead wives within six hours of death (after six hours it's just gross)." - WTF?! I mean wow, seriously this is the craziest news story that I've read i.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

COLOMBIA – In a shock fiscal move, Colombian sex workers have downgraded the credit rating of the United States after the inability of Secret Service agents to secure required funding to cover a $47 charge.
The downgrade is a major embarrassment for the U.S. and could see the cost of sex services – including basic foreplay – rise significantly for United States citizens travelling to South Ameri.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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