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"Asus warranty does not protect computers during alien invasions
Reported by Dean Wilson on Tuesday, February 21 2012 11:55 pm
Asus computers are not protected by its warranty in the event of an invasion by aliens from outer space, it has been revealed.
The unusual clause in the Asus warranty was recently spotted by a number of technology news outlets, suggesting that lawyers might have a .. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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A south London man is thrilled that his computer has just crashed, whilst he was right in the middle of something.
Tim Berenger, a 31 year old office manager, was having a relaxing time listening to music, surfing the web looking for indecent images of 90’s actress Krista Allen, and checking his emails when his funtime was cut short. Which was just what he needed after a long stressful day at.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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This is the first of a series of frank yet often humiliating tales from Dirty Garnet contributors, with our editor Pete stepping up with his account of a time he spent in India a month ago just prior to his being instrumental in creating Dirty Garnet. He originally confessed this to the community over at tech website slashdot.org as it was relevant to a topic, but now has decided to repost his co.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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I always knew that this would happen. That humanity would become obsolete and our technological creations, our electronic children, would rise up and take over the world. But I didn't expect it to be so insidious. I expected nuclear holocaust, great big terminator like mahcines, war and blood and glory and all the rest. Most of all, I expected to notice when it happened.
I was at the coop supe.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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Now that teenage excellence in violent video games has been scientifically proven to lead to superior business skills, parents are screaming at their children to stay in their rooms and play on their computers, and business schools find themselves no longer needed... VIEW STORY PAGE |
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