ESSEX – Scenes of violence have been avoided after Basildon council reminded Dale Farm occupants facing eviction that their homes have wheels on them.
Basildon Council leader Tony Ball pointed out to angry residents that the place they sleep has no foundations and could easily be moved to another location “at the drop of a hat.”
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The Conservative Westminster Council has announced proposals to make it illegal to sleep rough in certain areas. They also banned the distribution of food to homeless people, as free sandwiches will 'encourage people' to be homeless, in the same way as free condoms encourage people to have herpes. Miss Holly Incredulous, the Minister for the Department of Scapegoats (a Lib Dem), had this to say.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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SPACE – The United Nations Security Council is said to be ‘considering all available options’ after the biggest nuclear demonstration in four years saw the Sun unleash a brazen display of offensive attack not seen since Christian Bale’s eye line was momentarily disrupted.The ‘hostile actions’ from the molten ball of fire have unsurprisingly been met with concern from leading UN members.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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