The same journalists who mocked England manager Roy Hodgson for his speech impediment were weminded today that many of them face pwosecution and a vawiety of pwison scenawios, many of which include bum-wape.
Wape is unfortunately vewy common in pwison and has been depicted in many films such as the Shawshank Wedemption and Amewican History X – a particularly wough one fwom behind that didn’t wea.. VIEW STORY PAGE |
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News International journalists could face bum-wape in pwison, warns FA
Posted by Imp (#5) 19 days ago (http://newsthump.com)Sky News Hired Teams of Hitmen in 'Murder Spree' Scandal.
Posted by TheDailyShadow (#2) 47 days ago (http://www.guardian.co.uk)
News broke earlier today that another Murdoch news business - Sky News - engaged in illegal hacking. But now these revelations will be eclipsed by the shocking story of how Sky News executives hired teams of hit men to hunt down and murder paedophiles, Islamists, and George Galloway.
An insider source who wished to remain anonymous told The Daily Satire:
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Italian stereotypes solidly reinforced
Posted by Imp (#5) 232 days ago (http://newsthump.com)
Fans of stereotypes were celebrating last night, after corrupt Italian prosecutor Giuliano Mignini saw his case against Amanda Knox collapse due to unreliable evidence.
Allowing a prosecutor with a recent conviction for ‘abuse of office’ to take chage of the case was the first step in ensuring the global perception of Italian officials in high office remained intact.
However mishandling of ev.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Allowing a prosecutor with a recent conviction for ‘abuse of office’ to take chage of the case was the first step in ensuring the global perception of Italian officials in high office remained intact.
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Are you quite sure the burglar didn’t just stab himself, asks everyone
Posted by Imp (#5) 335 days ago (http://newsthump.com)
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Drastic Action
Posted by weirdoddtruenews (#9) 341 days ago (http://www.metro.co.uk)When a stubborn wart on the finger just wouldn't go away no matter what treatment he tried Sean Murphay decided that it was time for drastic action.
The 38 year old security guard for B&Q DIY and hardware store blew his finger off with a 12-bore shotgun. Later, in court for on firearms charges for possessing an unlicensed weapon Mr Murphay stated that he hadn't meant to blow the whole finger o.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK

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