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Daily Mail berates female tram racist for spouting Daily Mail’s opinions
Posted by Imp (#5) 175 days ago (http://newsthump.com)
The Daily Mail this morning roundly condemned a South London woman for loudly expressing the sort of opinions regularly seen across the pages of its newspaper.
The woman, who has been arrested for a racially aggravated offence, is also likely to face civil charges after the paper implied she had some how managed to get hold of a copy of their editorial calendar.
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Daily Mail readers offered PTSD treatment after latest immigration blunder
Posted by Imp (#5) 196 days ago (http://newsthump.com)
Daily Mail readers were last night offered post-traumatic stress disorder treatment after Theresa May admitted she ‘hasn’t a fucking clue’ how many foreigners she has allowed into the country.
The ‘toxic tsunami of unchecked immigration’ was drawn to light when a Yemeni national with a passport bearing the name Donald Duck strolled past Heathrow Customs with a wheelbarrow full of Semtex.
Repo.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Daily Mail editor Paul Dacre congratulated over world-class straight face
Posted by Imp (#5) 223 days ago (http://newsthump.com)
Daily Mail editor Paul Dacre has drawn congratulation from around the world after keeping a straight face whilst presenting the case for improved journalism standards.
The man who pays huge salaries to people like Liz Jones, Jan Moir and Richard Littlejohn said that self-regulation was the only way to truly retain freedom of the press, all whilst completely containing his inner smirk.
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The man who pays huge salaries to people like Liz Jones, Jan Moir and Richard Littlejohn said that self-regulation was the only way to truly retain freedom of the press, all whilst completely containing his inner smirk.
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Nation’s media hands full editorial control to Daily Mail
Posted by Imp (#5) 288 days ago (http://newsthump.com)
In a surprisingly popular move, the entire British media moved overnight to hand full editorial control to the Daily Mail.
Newspapers and television studios alike welcomed the more reactionary approach, and grudgingly admitted that they may have had a point all along. As looting and arson spread through cities across the UK, a large proportion of the population noticed a link between burnt-ou.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
Newspapers and television studios alike welcomed the more reactionary approach, and grudgingly admitted that they may have had a point all along. As looting and arson spread through cities across the UK, a large proportion of the population noticed a link between burnt-ou.. VIEW STORY PAGE | OPEN LINK
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